Sweedo

A Sweedish guido

Damn, i really hate sweedos. They are worse than guidos

by anonniemoose December 13, 2009

Seed Present

A present given by a woman upon her impregnation; a condition precedent to receiving a 'push present' upon giving birth.

My wife got me an Audi A5 as a seed present when she found out she was pregnant

by Master of my Domain November 24, 2017

deep-seeded

An incorrect expression for "firmly established" or "deeply ingrained."

Seeded is a synonym for "impregnated." Therefore, deep-seeded means "deeply impregnated."

Marcus was deep-seeded by a well-hung fellow named Bubba in the prison shower.

by WarOnPoorGrammar May 4, 2013

Sneed

Joke is that it is Sneed's Feed and Seed are rhymes but the sign says it was 'formley Chuck's. The actual joke was about switching last part of the sentence, so that would be "Chuck's Fucks and Suck" or just "Chuck Fuck and Suck". It's also used similarly to "cope"

-Yall just bunch of dumb retards
-Sneed

by niggerfaggotter November 15, 2021

seed dish

Seed Dish
/sēd/ /diSH/

noun: seed dish
plural noun: seed dishes

A seed dish is an item that has been used in the preparation, serving, or eating of a meal that has been left in an untidy state. A seed dish is sufficient in size, auspicious enough in placement and/or part of a large enough collection of dishes to spawn the spontaneous build-up of additional dishes. Dishes placed on or around a seed dish are no longer considered seed dishes.

The person or persons contributing the seed dishes are thus largely responsible for the resulting clutter and disorder caused by the seed dishes. Intense feelings of indolence have been known to cause denial (or actual memory loss in more extreme cases) of any culpability regarding seed dish(es).

Someone left a seed dish on the counter and a giant mess was there the next day

by mynoduespasdeenohw December 16, 2013

sally the seed sower

the art of a female pursuing a male interest through a mannerism of subtlety "planting the seeds" thereby attaining the affection of the desired male.

this happens when the the role of 'gary groundwork' is reversed.

Mary spent the entire night trying to impress John and although to begin with John was distant, her persistence drew him towards her as he soon fell into her trap.
Mary put her sally the seed sower skills to the test and was rewarded.

groundwork
gary groundwork

by b_evans2.0 March 19, 2013

shweed

sheesha (also known as hooka) with a some good weed generously sprinkled on top, preferable kush or white widow. Smoked for some sublime chill times.

Pri: duuuuude i really want some shweed tonight
Gwyn: K, what flavor sheesha you want? Double apple?

Pri: I don't care man, i just wanna use my white widow in a delicious way tonight.

by PriG November 13, 2010