A tube sock that is used by adolescent males to ejaculate into when masturbating to contain the mess and hide it from their moms
by wildcard007 December 20, 2009
Get the Stocking Stuffer mug.A frequently-used discreet word for "masturbating". It may be used in reference to a male or female, and it also may be used when it is done by oneself or by someone else.
If you're in polite company, you would use the subtle word "stroking" instead of the blunt terms "masturbating" or "wanking".
If you're in polite company, you would use the subtle word "stroking" instead of the blunt terms "masturbating" or "wanking".
Mum: Did you take Charlie his dinner?
Cheryl: No, I couldn't go in. He was busy.
Mum: What do you mean "busy"? If he's busy, you can still take it in, can't you?
Cheryl: No, he needs his privacy. He was, um... busy stroking himself, Mum.
Cheryl: No, I couldn't go in. He was busy.
Mum: What do you mean "busy"? If he's busy, you can still take it in, can't you?
Cheryl: No, he needs his privacy. He was, um... busy stroking himself, Mum.
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When you have sustained from intercourse for a prolonged period of time and you become too familiar with your genitalia.
Sharon: "I haven't had a shag in ages so I ended up stroking my familiar last night."
Gaz: "That sucks."
Gaz: "That sucks."
by Boleynlady November 29, 2011
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Get the Stroking the cat mug.That’s it. Put it to me in my pork stocking.
Rachel loves it when I breed her pork stocking.
I had a BBC in my pork stocking last night. I’m sore and swollen today. Rosebud is tender to the touch.
Rachel loves it when I breed her pork stocking.
I had a BBC in my pork stocking last night. I’m sore and swollen today. Rosebud is tender to the touch.
by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018
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by kHAOS pRODIGY May 28, 2018
Get the long stockings mug.After sexing your missus,pull out and come in her sock and reply "Santa left you something from his fat sack."
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On your best friends mums birthday jack off into one of her socks,and reply
"Santa came early this year"
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Your bosses sock,friends sock,etc
Now that you know what a Santa's Stocking is, it's time to spread that Christmas joy, regardless of the time of year.
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On your best friends mums birthday jack off into one of her socks,and reply
"Santa came early this year"
Or
Your bosses sock,friends sock,etc
Now that you know what a Santa's Stocking is, it's time to spread that Christmas joy, regardless of the time of year.
by O'Shay June 17, 2008
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