Stocking Stuffer

A tube sock that is used by adolescent males to ejaculate into when masturbating to contain the mess and hide it from their moms

My mom knew I was jerking off when she found my stiff stocking stuffer in the clothes hamper

by wildcard007 December 20, 2009

Stroking

A frequently-used discreet word for "masturbating". It may be used in reference to a male or female, and it also may be used when it is done by oneself or by someone else.

If you're in polite company, you would use the subtle word "stroking" instead of the blunt terms "masturbating" or "wanking".

Mum: Did you take Charlie his dinner?

Cheryl: No, I couldn't go in. He was busy.

Mum: What do you mean "busy"? If he's busy, you can still take it in, can't you?

Cheryl: No, he needs his privacy. He was, um... busy stroking himself, Mum.

by Pro-Love Girl April 13, 2011

Stroking my familiar

When you have sustained from intercourse for a prolonged period of time and you become too familiar with your genitalia.

Sharon: "I haven't had a shag in ages so I ended up stroking my familiar last night."

Gaz: "That sucks."

by Boleynlady November 29, 2011

Stroking the cat

the act of female masterbation

"I caught Sally in the act of stroking the cat yesterday"

by tnbabe April 29, 2015

Pork Stocking

The anal hole and rectal cavity of an individual that enjoys anal sex.

That’s it. Put it to me in my pork stocking.

Rachel loves it when I breed her pork stocking.

I had a BBC in my pork stocking last night. I’m sore and swollen today. Rosebud is tender to the touch.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

long stockings

Slang term, taken from the name Pippy Longstockings for covertely asking if someone else has meth or crack

Hey do you have long stockings?

by kHAOS pRODIGY May 28, 2018

Santa's Stocking

To ejaculate into somebodies sock as a practical joke

After sexing your missus,pull out and come in her sock and reply "Santa left you something from his fat sack."
Or
On your best friends mums birthday jack off into one of her socks,and reply
"Santa came early this year"
Or
Your bosses sock,friends sock,etc

Now that you know what a Santa's Stocking is, it's time to spread that Christmas joy, regardless of the time of year.

by O'Shay June 17, 2008