stumble

To walk in a drunken fashion, or to use the toolbar found at stumbleupon.com .. and the word found in definition #1 should read 'waste'.

Hobo Bob was bored, so he stumbled around for a while. On his Mac, cause he's a n00b. But then again, he was running Unix, so he must be cool.

by Dragonspirit1 August 15, 2005

Stumblejacking

Masterbating in the dark while walking around a strange unfamiliar room, usually blind folded.

Man, I injured my knee stumblejacking lastnight!

by Jasoni June 17, 2008

Stumbleupon Saturation Point (SSP)

v. and n.

When using the tool, Stumbleupon on a slow work day and you have 'Stumbled' so many times that:

1. You are actually sick of the internet;

2. All the pages are beginning to look familiar;

3. You're clicking next out of habit and aren't even looking at the computer screen any more.

Roopy: Lola, you look tired and depressed.

Lola: I had a slow day at work today, so I used Stumbleupon for 6 hours straight and I might murder something if I see another Cyanide and Happiness comic strip.

Roopy: Ouch, looks like you've hit Stumbleupon Saturation Point (SSP). Go read a book for a few days, you'll feel better.

by BahumBugg April 23, 2011

Thumb Stumble

Sending an incomplete message while texting because your thumb accidentally hits the send key.

Sorry for the Thumb Stumble, I meant to say "assume", not "ass".

by Palmer White October 19, 2015

douchebag stubble

The stubble commonly sported by douchebags. It is the guy that can grow a full beard, but only shaves once or twice a week because he's to cool to care. Seen on Tom Cruise and Adam Levine.

WARNING! Not all people sporting douchebag stubble are douchebags. Tom Cruise, yes; Adam Levine, no.

You: Did you see Tom Cruise in that new movie?

Me: Hell no, I'm not seeing that crap. He's got douchebag stubble in it.
You: Yeah, he needs to either find a razor or just grow a full beard!
Me: What a douchebag.

by butterflyhitman May 22, 2009

Stumble Bunny

A term that originated in New Orleans. A drunken girl at the end of the night that can be found stumbling down the streets of the French Quarter. Typically an easy piece of ass

"What happened to that nasty Stumble Bunny that I saw you pick up last night"

"hey Scott, lets go hunt Stumble Bunnies"
"Sure, this place is dead"

by JonnyZero December 16, 2008

pulled a stumble

pulling a stumble is when you get drunk and have sex with a crack head in a bathroom floor

"did you hear that sean and Billy had sex in jacobs bathroom floor?"

yeah, she hella pulled a stumble

by qwdfgbkyug September 20, 2008