stroking the doodle

A man or woman home alone petting a small dog while creeping on Facebook, usually pretending the soft dog is the person they are looking at.

Damn dude I can't get Huggy out the house anymore he's always stroking the doodle

by BeaverJackSipper January 16, 2011

Stroking the Violin

Like violin makers would use in the past, the "stroker" takes the intestines of a cat (small or large) and masturbates with one end while putting the other end in their ass

Timmy was caught stroking the violin yesterday and was quickly imprisoned

by oni102 April 6, 2009

Haggis stroking

Haggis stroking is a sexual term for a man and a woman to be having sex in the doggy style when the man then inserts his hand into the womans anus and wraps his hand around his dick which is inside the womans vagina. He then masturbates while still engaging in intercourse with the woman until he/they come.

Man, I was haggis stroking last night. My girlfriend couldn't believe it!

by Ligier December 28, 2007

sucker stroking

Saying what someone wants to hear, and know that your lying.

tony told his girl she was the best (sucker stroking), knowing damn well she was not.

by Destiny E December 9, 2008

stroking the sausage

"Stroking the sausage," generally a term for getting oneself off, is used when a man refers to his masturbatory habits, in a way utilizing part of his knowledge of sexual innuendo.

Man: "I was stroking my sausage today..."
Woman: "Get away from me, you stupid pervert!"

by Dean May 13, 2005

stroking the chicken

Erikas favorite thing to do when alone

When solitary, Erika thinks about tim and starts stroking the chicken

by T Mac July 12, 2003

Hard stroking

To stroke someone's throat hard and really good and kind of fast or to grind on your sex partner while your cock is in them

Damn my girl like it when I be hard stroking her

by Creamycameltoe69 September 8, 2018