straightveg

No meat, no milk, no eggs. Often no honey. Like straightedge, but for animal products.

Kosher? Pshf, we like it straightveg!

by joehaer April 23, 2005

Straightjacket

n- When a female becomes excessively inebriated and passes out, and a male ejaculates on both of her eyelids and lets the semen harden before she wakes up, causing her to be unable to open her eyelids when she regains consciousness.

That bitch that I straightjacketed last night lost it when she came to this morning.

by creech12 February 22, 2009

Straightuality

Self-reflective, queer-aware, non-chauvenistic sexual orientation to persons of the opposite sex.

She's no fag hag yet, but she's definitely making strides in developing her straightuality.

by Emblem Parade September 12, 2005

straightedge

Abbreviation: SxE
Staightedge people are usually scene/emo but not necessarily. Staightedge basically means that someone refrains from drugs/alcohol, smoking and illicit sex. Most straightedge kids refrain from all three, but it can be any combonation. Many sxe people are also vegatarians or vegans and some are religous.

HardxcoreKid: Hey I heard you were pretty hardcore. You wanna go get crunk ?
SceneKid.SxE: Nah, I'm straightedge.

by KirstenKatastrophe May 6, 2008

straightedge

Someone who thinks they're better than everyone because they don't drink/smoke/do drugs/have random sex. Usually people say they're straightedge but still do one or all of the latter mentioned.

"I don't drink, I'm straightedge... yea I know you didn't offer I have to tell everyone though."

by VJC dropout July 29, 2008

straightedge

someone who does nothing.No drugs,alcohol,smoking,or sex. someone that has no life and no fun and spends their day on myspace posting bulletins on how hardcore they are.

non-straight edge kid: aye kid,wanna smoke some dope?
straightedge kid: why would i wanna ruin my life smoking weed when i can be hardcore dancing?

by Ashlee Menter. August 4, 2008

straightedge

1.One who does not take part in alcohol, tobacco use, drug use, premarital sex, etc. for the duration of one's lifetime.
2.Pussy.

"No smokes for me, I'm straightedge."
"lol pussy"

by Buddy Brantley June 7, 2005