Stoveing

Code word used when shitting your pants at work

Big Mike said he had to go home because because his mother “left the stove on.” In reality, he trusted a fart and it let him down. He wasn’t mad at the fart, just disappointed. He later admitted to stoveing his pants

by Rich Selfie January 18, 2019

shoving a copy of halo 2 multiplayer map pack up my bussy

if you don't understand what the hell this is, you might be so retarded you considered doing this.

"i want to start shoving a copy of halo 2 multiplayer map pack up my bussy with you"
"hell no"

by Tyronelexbengie May 29, 2019

Staving

To be drunk but still sensible at the same time. origonated in scotland i think

boss: Is it okay if you can fill in for bob tonight becuase he hasnt turned up?
worker: sorry boss i have been out all day at the pub and am totaly staving.

by naefin July 6, 2006

Storing

Entering a random, populated store and acting like you work there.

"Dude, have you heard of storing? It's pretty much the new planking!"

"Hey, how can I help you?"
"I was just wondering where the Gatorade was located"
"How should I know? I don't work here."

by 814K3 February 9, 2012

stoing

1. To unknowingly ejaculate unto a transexual or cross dressing individual.

Teddy thought he was making passionate love to the most beautiful woman, lo and behold he was found stoing unto the cross-dressing Percy.

by rockthecasbah May 14, 2005

Stoning

What you say when you are already stoned and trying to deny it.

Mom: Ya'll stoners!

Cassie and Maggie: We're not stoning, I swear!

by James Barnard January 16, 2008

girl-shoving shoes

1. Shoes one wears when one needs to fight his/her way through a large group of females.
2. Shoes of questionable fashion, which girls notice and comment on.
Origin - Get Fuzzy, Darby Conley - 28 Nov. 2006

1. "Then get your girl-shoving shoes on my friend, 'cause you're in a line full o' fanatic females." Bucky Katt - Original use
2. Chick - "Nice Shoes." Dude - "Thanks, they're my girl-shoving shoes."

by Tanner Frederick December 29, 2006