stroopwaffled

Verb. Past tense. The half-hearted attempt to buy someone's love with a lousy act or gift. Viewed as insulting by the intended recipient.

Root. Complaints of loss of free meal on an eight hour, $2000 flight is countered by unnamed airline through an offering of stroopwaffles and wasabi rice cracker snacks for customers to "indulge in".

Last night, Joe's sexual advances were rebuffed by his wife. He was stroopwaffled when she offered a handjob instead. She fell asleep before he could finish.

by The Cyberfooled September 25, 2016

Stroopwaffle

Balls

I pissed my girlfriend off one day and she kicked me right in my stroopwaffles.

by Kulonakabrona April 6, 2016

Delft Stroopwaffles

Not to be outdone by the Americans' Boston Pancake & Alaskan Pipelines, Holland has it's own manners of defacating on a woman.

Delft Stroopwaffles involves two girls crapping on the breast of a third girl.

A guy then sits on her breasts and masturbates till he starts climaxing, at which point he crouches up and ejaculates on the breasts. He then sits back down and closes up the waffles. Nice and thin and creamy!!

"Holy sh*t, check out Owen & co. giving that girl some Delft Stroopwaffles!!"
"Hey guys I'm bored, wanna give me some Delft Stroopwaffles??"

by Dirty Baxt June 29, 2009

Stroopwaffle

This occurs when a female hasn't cleaned the beaver for a long time causing a dark liquid to ooz out.

She took her draws off and I knew she hadn't cleaned the vag in a while cause there it was, the stroopwaffle.

by Slagburn January 6, 2023