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by Wilted Roses January 18, 2020

stonking

adjective

(BrE) Tremendous. Via BoJo, connoting a similar capacity for uncertain, quasi-populist misgovernance and general demagoguery as this favourite Trumpian term.

We have had so much doubt and dubitation for such a long time, and the people of this country have given us tonight, I mean, this morning, a huge great stonking mandate because they want us to do one thing that you all know—they want us to get Brexit done.

—Boris Johnson (quoted accurately, without falsification!) on the UK general election and a hard Brexit

by DrSJohnson December 24, 2019

stonking

Being completely wasted.

Fuck me I'm hungover. I was stonking last night.

by stonking January 05, 2010

Stonked

To be very, very stoked but in a seemingly apathetic way.

Dude 1: I know you can’t tell but he’s beyond excited about that raise

Dude 2: so he’s stonked?

Dude 1: that’s not a real word

Dude 2: ...

by Ldiggitydawg April 08, 2020

Badonka-stonks

(noun)

Stocks that have made great increases in value over a short amount of time.

"Man, today I made some fat gains on my badonka-stonks"

by garnetinky January 10, 2021

Stonk Donkler

A friend being stupid at the bar. Could be from being drunk or just being a tool.

Dude, quit being a stonk donkler and order me a beer!

by infiltrator June 05, 2009

stonk hoopa

An intensely erotic position in which a female places her head inside the rectum of a elephant while a male, or other female with a strap-on, penetrates her from behind.

Don't let Cindy go to the circus! She'll want to perform a stonk hoopa.

by mwheele2 May 05, 2008