Joke on Stilts

A term used to describe something outrageous.

Friend: "Dude, Drew Brees tossed ten touchdowns today."
You: "What! Thats a joke on stilts."

by H2opolowinner October 13, 2010

stole on

beat down. Knocked to the ground without trouble.

That bitch nigga was talkin' shit and got stole on..

by Oblinnerator April 22, 2003

Eating rice with stilts

Overdoing something. Chopsticks worked just fine, why are you using stilts? Now you look ridiculous.

Jenny: My friend is getting her lips done, her nose done, her cheeks lifted. It's crazy.

Joe: Really? She looked fine. Talk about eating rice with stilts.

by Impo Rta Ntthing April 16, 2010

stole

to attack (usually by punching) someone, usually without warning.

See snuck.

That chick was talking shit about me so I went and stole on her ass.

by jigganig June 6, 2009

bolli stoli

a cocktail made of bollinger champagne and stolichnaya vodka. Made famous by the British series Absolutely Fabulous

Patsy darling, do you want a cocktail? Bolli? Stoli? Bolli Stoli?

by Eddie September 25, 2003

White people stole my car

One of the hottest search terms on Google during April 2010. Apparently using Google to search this term would result in Google suggesting "Do you mean black people stole my car?" This has now been fixed by Google to not display this particular suggestion.

Originally the phrase was used by spammers and malware sites - clicking on many of the sites that come up for this search term will infect the users machine.

Dude, when I Googled "white people stole my car" nothing came up. Google then suggested that black people did it.

by monkeypooper April 14, 2010

Stoltzed

A verb used to describe the past action of having been seduced by the professional rower and olympian Matthew Stoltz. The word is aptly applied to and female (or male) who has fallen prey to his charm, good looks, and unbridled wit, only to later find out they were nothing more than a transient tool to satisfy his narcissistic and insatiable sexual appetite.

Girl: "Yea, I know Matt really well. We dated for a week a few months ago."
Boy: "haha! You THINK you dated him.. You just got Stoltzed!"

by Matthew Loftus January 25, 2008