std vending machine

someone that has so many STD's that they are able to hand them out as freely as a vending machine dispenses tasty snacks

diana has slept with so many guys that now shes just a STD vending machine... i wouldn't touch her unless i wanted a case of the spotted dick

by b pham September 16, 2008

STD chain

People who are connected to each other via the transmission of an STD.

BOB: Jane is such a fox!

JOE: Yeah, the sad part is, we are part of the same STD chain, but, I have never actually fucked her.

BOB: What?

JOE: Jane gave herpes to Kate, that ugly bi chick I fucked last summer when I was waisted, and Kate gave me herpes. So Jane and I are in the same STD chain.

BOB: Oh, I get it! Cool.

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

STD

Sexually Transmitted Disease. Anyone can get one, even virgins. Most common STDs are passed through skin contact, saliva, breast milk, & bodily fluids. You don't have to be a "nasty slut" to get an STD. It only takes 1 sexual experience...or with Herpes, alls you have to do is touch someone who has the virus on their skin at that point and area.

"I contracted an STD from my husband, who cheated on me with a 15 year old."

by Jaime December 17, 2004

STD-bag

An STD-bag is a person who is not only a d-bag, but also a carrier of many STD's. This all-to-common beast is one of the worst hook-ups known to man.

Whatever you do, don't fuck that guy Rick- he's a total STD-bag.

by branman51515 January 29, 2009

STD milkshake

The cum of a man who has many STD's, usually that of a man whore.

Girl: "Ew!! No way I'm swallowing, I'm not having a STD milkshake!!!"

by jordie92 February 24, 2008

STD

Acronym for Slapping Titties Daily.

Frank: What have you been up to lately.

Joe: STD

by barcelonaIV May 15, 2018

STD hands

When you use your hands as a weapon after rubbing them on your genitalia (or in kia's case after finger banging a dirty sloot).

don't, otherwise you're gonna get STD hands

by Bravo from MIT February 14, 2003