satiscraptory

(Adj.) Something that is pretty bad but which will suffice because nothing better can be found.

1. When you're on your lunchbreak in downtown Washington D.C., McDonald's is a perfectly satiscraptory place to eat.

2. I am living in an area where the cable company has a monopoly. Prices are high, and the service is only barely satiscraptory. I have to leave Missouri.

3. I don't have much love for the AK-47 assault rifle, but until I have saved up enough money to buy a TIE Advanced starfighter with quadmounted lasers and deflection shield system, it will be satiscraptory.

by HMB August 13, 2004

united states

If you don't like it, go live in Canada mother fuckers.

hmmmm... what do you put in these things??

by fub September 15, 2004

Statisdick

An huge dill hole who constantly converses with others about statistics.

OR

A statistics teacher who assigns too much homework.

Example 1 -

Guy 1: "Hey did you guys catch the basketball game last night. It was incredib-"
Guy 2 (interjects): "I love finding the z-score of everything!"
Guy 1: "I was telling a story. Stop being such a statisdick."

Example 2 -

Teacher: "I know you guys have 3 essays due tomorrow, so I'll just assign you 10 pages of really hard Stats homework tonight. Sound good?"

Student (after class): "That guy is such a statisdick."

by The mean z-scorer November 20, 2010

Youtube Statistics

The graph that Youtubers shove directly into your face to guilt-trip you into subscribing to them.

According to Youtube Statistics, only a few like this definition, so if you found that this definition is funny, consider liking it. It means a lot to me, it's free, and if you hate me, you can always dislike this post. Enjoy.

by HahaFunnyDefYes June 13, 2021

Naysayer Bullshit Statistic

The law known as the "Naysayer Bullshit Statistic" means that at least 50% of people with a highly negative view of something are poorly informed about it, haven't tried it to its full potential or are just plain making stuff up to satisfy their bias opinion regardless of whether they know they're wrong or not.

Person who hasn't tried Stereo-3D: "3D is a fad"

Person with common sense: "You sir, fall into the Naysayer Bullshit Statistic"

by something2someone August 26, 2010

Shatisfied

1. The feeling one gets after taking a really good shit.

2. The feeling of satisfaction one gets after taking a smelly dump and sees someone they dont like walking into the bathroom after them.

Gabby: Why are you smiling so big?

MJ: Dood I am so shatisfied! I just took the nastiest dump and Ashli Carlson walked in right after! I know she had to hold her breath in there!

by coolestboyscoutever September 30, 2011

startisans

A start-up business entrepreneur whose products are only of the finest artisan craftsmanship

This is great artisan produce-made by those startisans from Shepherds Markets!

by lion83 July 29, 2014