stakeout

Waiting and Spying on a guy just until the time is right to make your move.

I'll wait to make my move because im on a stakeout.

by Faythe May 18, 2006

status stalker

Someone who only reads your facebook status updates or tweets, but doesn't actually reach out and talk to you.

When I met Jimmy in real life, the first thing he mentioned was something I tweeted about. He's such a status stalker, why doesn't he just send me a message or something??

by Philosophistry March 6, 2010

Stalker Pause

The period that someone waits after seeing something new on facebook, so that they wont seem like a stalker.

Guy 1: Yo, I saw you "liked" her picture, about 15 seconds after she put it up. She totally thinks you're a stalker.

Guy 2: Really?

Guy 1: Yeah, but I used a 20 minute Stalker Pause, so I'm going on a date with her Friday.

by MickeyHess March 28, 2011

stalkerrazzi

1.) someone who stalks someone and takes pictures of them.
2.) crazy person trying to get off taking pictures.

1.) I was arrested for being a stalkerrazzi.
2.) I was walking down the sidewalk when a stalkerazzi took pictures of me.

by Sarah Volden May 24, 2007

Stakegirl

An ass-kicking super girl, who does it all. She battles demons, her own and everybody elses. While also taking care of her family she still has time to maintain a social life and extra-curricular activities. Everyone has a Stakegirl in their life. She is the protector with the big heart, and you better watch your step because she knows all evil and will tear out your ribcage and wear it as a hat if she sees fit.

I love my Stakegirl, she is needed to keep order and she is fiercely loyal.

by Smelly Belly February 3, 2010

starkerey

starkerey is a word used to describe a ‘cheap dirty bitch’

often used by old men who snapchat you

anisha you are a big starkerey

by shashyballs June 2, 2020

Nostalgia Stalker

A person who continues to re-live their past by using social media sites like Facebook to find out what their old classmates and friends have been up to despite not having spoken to them since graduation.

Sally knew all about her ex best friend, Lacy because she had been her nostalgia stalker since they friended each other on Facebook.

by gdbrenan July 12, 2010