captain stabbing

old man with girls on his boat...funny
www.captainstabbin.com

dude, i wanna see anal adventures on captain stabbin!

by andrei October 17, 2003

Circlestrafe Stab

Type of trickstab designed to counter strafing enemies or those that don't turn enough to fall for a matador or backpedal. And works only on people that strafe - CulRulDud, spy Circlestrafe stab Tutorial.

I just circlestrafe Stabbed this level 1 pyro!

by AlohaIsnotCrd August 7, 2020

Stabbing Hitler

The art of a male stroking his own reproductive organ.

Johnny was bored so he got on the computer and began stabbing hitler.

by Dust Bucket March 2, 2011

clam stabbing

(verb) A penis thrusting into a vagina in a rapid and often vicious manner. Usually done from a standing position, or in a position where only the genitalia are in contact.

Felta and Favreau went double team clam stabbing on that switch hitting duo in da Port.

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

friendly stabbing

having sex or intercourse.

Laying the pipe.

last night i gave the old lady a nice friendly stabbing

by Q bay bay May 4, 2008

stab a bitch

stab a bitch is a gangsta term for threatening someone who has, real or imagined offended you.

"I need to make a big sign that says "go away! And don't make my dogs bark or I'll stab a bitch"

by Truth defeats spin May 28, 2017

Stab a Pig

1. To pick a fat girl up from a bar or club, take her home and fuck her. This almost always comes into play for a regular guy when he's been on a dry spell for awhile and has taken a hit to his confidence. Therefore, he goes out and bangs any fat chick that needs attention to boost his confidence and return him to his prior glory - going out to pick up hot sluts.

2. To bang one of the fat straggler chicks left at the bar or club late at night simply because your drunk and horny and all the hot chicks have gone home.

"Bro, there were no more hotties left at club last night so I had to stab a pig"

by No, I'm Cuddy13 May 24, 2009