Squindaggeling

Messing with somthing in such a manner as to make a reference to one's penis.

I was squindaggeling my ruler when he called me.

by Squindaggeler February 11, 2023

The Squincher Squeeze

When two dudes are engaged in anal drilling and then the catcher smashes a bag of sour patch kids causing him to 'squinch' his anus so tight that it severs the pitchers penis.

Pitcher:You like that twink!!??
Catcher:YES!!!Ram me harder bitch! Ram me harder you filthy cunt! Shove those sour patch kids in my mouth you dirty whore!!! I'm getting ready to give you THE SQUINCHER SQUEEZE!!!
Pitcher: WAIT!!! OOOOOHHH! AAAHHHH! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! MY PEE PEE!!! MY PEE PEE!!! IT'S GONE YOU FUCKING SWISH!!! YOUR ANUS ATE MY FUCKING DICK!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!

by Chunkyblue June 29, 2022

squint

1) geek.
2) extremely intelligent person who lacks social skills.
3) derogatory term for such people that stereotype them as people who examine things very closely and look down on others that are not as intellectually intelligent.
4) a nickname for scientists, who "squint" a lot in their work

"The squints were assigned to examine the body very closely to find out clues about how the person was killed."

Often said in the TV Show, Bones.

by Arkaxow April 7, 2007

Squintzy Drunk

The act of consuming excessive amounts of booze in order to score with chicks. Usually leads to the person sleeping alone, fully clothed, and door open and television on. One may also spend an outrageous amount of money on buying shots for people at the bar. Usually after being squintzy drunk, one can not drink for a few days and must eat bacon cheese burgers.

God damn Chad went and got squintzy drunk last night and made out with some dude!

by Winnie11233 February 3, 2010

Squink

An Astonishingly annoying and retarded fuck who lacks all motor skill and is too much of a vegetable to complete basic task.

"have you seen that Jordan kid. I wanna turn that little squink into a human dart board"

by YungCunt October 29, 2019

Squintsville

Noun. The end result of zootin': a mythical place found after searching for the land of the illustrious, enlightened Ganja.

"Who zootin'?"
"He zootin!"
"Who zootin???"
"Yo, he zootin'!"
"Damn, he is zootin'!"
"He is maaaaaaad squintsville!"

by Luigi, Turbinus Maximus, Senator December 6, 2006

squinj

something so horrible it can not be expressed in real words, only as "Squinj"

What the squinj was that? Sounded like a squinjing T-Rex eating a baby... Squinj!

by HomerSexual February 5, 2008