squirrel

Where I'm from a "squirrel" costs about 200 dollas.
by Idontdothatnomore October 02, 2007
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1) A cute fluffy squirrel with a bushy tail...that often likes to make you wreck your car.

2) The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth with such force that it causes her cheeks to puff out, like a squirrel.
1) I was so busy looking at the squirrel climb the tree that I rear ended the other car...

2) Man, I gave my girl a squirrel last night and laughed my ass off.
by Ryan Browne January 11, 2008
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One who causes a distraction, or draws attention away from the real problem.
Person 1: Oh my God, you broke a wheel off my car!

Person 2:Dude, isn't Megan Fox hot?

Person 1: Yeah she is...

Bystandard: What a squirrel.
by HydrocholricAcid November 16, 2010
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Something that a person calls when they dont want their friends to hit on them.

to call 'dibs' on a person that you are attracted to.
a fine girl or buy.

that girl is fine. SQUIRREL!!

Brad hit on the girl i liked...he's a total squirrel scammer.
by rachelarriaga April 03, 2008
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In Road Racing:
1. A driver who cannot maintain his line, especially while being overtaken.
2. A driver who is driving beyond his abilities and cannot keep to a line.
That damn squirrel nearly punted me coming out of 1!
by todd March 10, 2003
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A squirrel is a loose girl;

Basically it is a nice way of calling a girl a slut ;
A girl who goes from one man to another very quickly,
Yo that girl is a real squirrel. she gets with every dude around.
by johnthedon921 March 05, 2011
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An unfortunate derogatory term applied to the elderly suffering from the later stages of such diseases as Alzheimers. It refers to the fact that they forget how to do simple tasks such as swallow, and so they chew their food and hide it away in their pockets or handbags, much as a squirrel tucks a bit away in their cheek.
The old lady was a squirrel. Pockets full of mashed potatoes, and handbag of creamed corn.
by Ronamo February 27, 2004
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