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skipping

To skip a class or to skip school all together. Only do it every once in awhile if your in High School. Or anytime from Jr High, up. You need to get your classes but a skip once in awhile is aight ;)
"Melissa is skipping 1st thru 4th hour with Lee so they can fuck in his car in the parking lot across the street"
by Dysfunction September 22, 2003
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skipping

The most under-rated form of movement in the existance of mankind.
Skipping was invented in 1405 by Fred Skippideo in Belgium and caused widespread panic amongst the Belgium-waffles.
Dubbed as "elegant as a mountain goat", "nimble as a gazzelle" and "fast as lightning". It's just that good!

Even though skipping is so damn fantastic, it is often mocked and shunned for being "girly" which is a damn lie.
Skipping also has a macho and manly side, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and even ex-British Primemister John Major, fully endorse skipping.

Next years London Marathon (not to be confused with the ex-chocolate bar) will not be run by Ian and Pete... it shall be skipped.
Skipped to raise awareness for skipping.

Skipping is under-rated and you know it.
Pete: Dude, we're going to be late back to Meridian! We're gonna have to run!
Ian: Running's for chumps, it requires too much effort and the speed acquired during running is unparalleled by that of skipping.
Pete: What are you sugesting?
Ian: Let us skip to Meridian! The speed, elegance, and grace form together to combine the perfect equilumbrium!
Pete: Damn dude, thats deep, meaningful, insightful and damn awesome, all in one.

*They skip to Meridian, in record time and with enough energy to spare to make more awesome Pop-Up Pirate X-Treme Belts.*
by PeteThePirate April 22, 2005
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Shipping

This is most ofter used on tumblr by fandoms. Fandoms will ship everything and anything. Shipping comes from the word relationSHIP. Basically it is when you want a fictional character, real-life person, or cartoon people to be together. People often write fanfictions about their favorite ship, called their OTP.
Person 1: Wow I totally ship michellie!!
Person 2: OH MY GOD NO I SHIP DELLIE!!
Person 3: wait how can you ship a person isn't that illegal to send them with UPS or something?
Person 2: No i want them as a couple. It's called Shipping.
by npts December 11, 2012
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Anti-shipping

When someone is against other people shipping a fictional couple because they personally dislike it.

Believing other people shouldn't enjoy a certain pairing and actively demanding those people to stop shipping it, generally involving morals as a reason to why they don't like the pairing and nobody else should.
Person 1: The other day an anti harassed me because they found out I ship Sylvie and Loki.

Person 2: Ugh, anti-shipping is so dumb. Why do you care that I like something that you don't? They're so childish.
by bluelipstik November 10, 2021
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skipping

the state of mind and overall feeling of a dextromethorphan trip.

When one is "skipping on trittles," he/she is completely overcome by the dissociative mind expanding state, wandering a world void of dimension and reason, where the colours take control the rainbows flow from evry crevace of the brain.
See how big his eyes are!? I'm tellin' you, he's skipping on trittles again."
by Wild Drunken Bill May 5, 2007
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Squirting the bird

Sending a transmission (squirting), usually a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird).
Hurry up! We only have 30 seconds until we start squirting the bird.
by Scary Cary February 5, 2009
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Squiging

Squiging is a sport whereby 2 individuals* attempt to maneuver past each other through a very tight space. The sport has recently been added to the Olympics.

*There is also a team version of Squiging involving 2 teams of 16 players.
Example 1.
Guy 1: O shit were never going to fit down this narrow alleyway
Guy 2: Dont worry man im a professional Squiger

Example 2.
Guy 1: Hey man did you watch The Squiging on ESPN last night?
Guy 2: yes
by conorob90 February 28, 2011
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