squishedness

The amount by which something is squished.

That car's squishedness was amplified when the monster truck drove over it.

by ComputerJon May 26, 2009

Slunched

A combination of slouching and hunching usually brought on as a result of excessive consumption of alcohol or narcotics.

Hey, you should check on your buddy. He's by himself slunched over in the corner.

by LairBear June 13, 2015

Squinch

A quick hug

Imma squinch you so hard next time I see you

by __SomeGuy__ June 6, 2016

Squinchinalous

That weird nasty crap that you squeeze out of the sponge when you're done doing dishes.

the meatloaf was crusty so the dishwater was extra squinchinalous tonight .

by Concerned dishwasher November 20, 2016

squished tomato

When a male with a large penis "squishes" or "destroys" a white females vagina while on her period.

" I bet that girl Amado got her squished tomato yesterday"

by DYLANRAPESAMADO69 May 29, 2018

Splinched

That thing that happens to aux-cords and headphones when you have to hold them in a certain position to work.

"I need to buy new headphones, mine are splinched!"

Mike: "Yo pass the aux"
Jimmy: "Beware, its a little splinchy"

by BuyBetterCables August 26, 2019

Sqwincher

The gurnered facial expressions of a methed-up pedophile, often used to describe the individual whose face wears the same expressions.

Look at the head on that sqwincher

by Smytie January 2, 2020