squidwinkle

An exclamation, like "HOLY SHIT!"
Used to alert someone of a coming misfortune.

Person 1: "Hey man! Squidwinkle!"
Person 2: "Wow, dude, thanks! I almost didn't see that car!"

by Max & Will (although Tom made it up) December 1, 2004

Sidding

To explain a problem to someone in the hope that they will be able to help.

"I was sidding to my psychiatrist on Friday about it."
"Go and sid Jason, he will know what to do."
"I have something to sid you about."

by YeahIWentThereSid January 1, 2012

im shidding and farding rn

when you don't want to sound like a 14 year old girl so you say this for the meme

guy 1: *makes meme video*
guy 2: *watches* im shidding and farding rn

by Stupid Af July 13, 2021

squibbing

The act of pleasuring yourself in manure and/or horse dung.

Farmer to friend: Couldn't believe it, went down to clear out the muck-spreader, only to find a load of tissues and some bloke squibbing himself senseless.

by grimola October 5, 2011

Squidgina

A vagina possesing inordinately long protruding labia, causing said vage to resemble a squid.

Holy shit that guys ex-girlfriend has a sloppy squidgina you can hear the suction noises when she gets out of the bath.

by PrussianBlue September 3, 2006

Spudding

flirting really obviously with someone

omg Nathalies really spudding with Max

by boc11111 August 9, 2010

Squiding

The of vigorously jerking ones soft or un erected penis

Derrick was squiding nervously as he patiently waited for his turn on the glory hole

by Choosy malone February 15, 2020