Squelching

The process of masturbating and ejaculating on ones own hand, such that your freshly produced semen can now be utilized as a multi purpose lubricant for many applications such as a edging session, gooning session, the batter for a fresh chicken cutlet, etc.

My step mother walked in on me performing the act of squelching and my hand and penis were covered in my freshly brewed nut.

by squelchmaster76 June 20, 2024

Squelch

The male version of a queef. But only occurs while masturbating.

Male1: You stroke me so good girl
Female1: You like that huh
Male1: Gonna have me Squelch with that action
Female1: what the hell does that mean

by IdeasMadeHere June 28, 2024

Squelching

The act of killing crayfish and/or carp in mass.

Bro i’m bored as fuck. I heard the canal has dried up! Wanna go squelching?

by Skade777 July 12, 2024

Squelching

when you try to edge but you accidentally start gooning instead.

Tristan Choi began to start squelching even after futile efforts.

by hejeoskdn April 20, 2024

Squelching

To squeeze one’s testicles with lots of pressure while masturbating

I need to get my daily squelching in.

by Soap_gooner May 15, 2024

Squelch

An adjective describing an unpleasant person, place, or thing. Often associated with an undetermined precursor as to why this person place or thing is so unpleasant.

"By buddy Cam must be having a bad day, he's being such a squelch"

by Ch33bo December 5, 2025