Squelching

The act of going to your moms funeral and shitting on the casket then smearing the shit on her face.

“Bro someone went and Squelching all over my moms casket”
“Sorry dude I was drunk”

by The corn cum festival organize September 15, 2025

squelch

squelch is everything. a concept, a fact, a pronoun, a noun, an adjective, and everything else. it can be used to replace any word in any sentence, and make it more powerful due to squelch. it's a concept yet squelch is everything. we exist within it.

hey dude, have you squelched today? I love squelch so much! the squelch-copter awaits! I use squelch/squelchself pronouns. SQUELCH! I love squelchy fazsquelch!

by Big_Men0001 June 12, 2024

Squelch

A spiritual procedure in which a fetus is transferred from one woman to another because of a predicament involving incestual relations.

The calico critters had no choice but to squelch because one of them wanted to have a baby but no cis men were around.

by anonymous December 22, 2024

Squelching

The act of killing crayfish and/or carp in mass.

Bro i’m bored as fuck. I heard the canal has dried up! Wanna go squelching?

by Skade777 July 12, 2024

Squelch

To shit, queef and belch at the same time.

Réénéé squelched in her boyfriend’s bathroom

by CharlieRomeo November 16, 2021