Squelching

The process of masturbating and ejaculating on ones own hand, such that your freshly produced semen can now be utilized as a multi purpose lubricant for many applications such as a edging session, gooning session, the batter for a fresh chicken cutlet, etc.

My step mother walked in on me performing the act of squelching and my hand and penis were covered in my freshly brewed nut.

by squelchmaster76 June 20, 2024

Squelch

The male version of a queef. But only occurs while masturbating.

Male1: You stroke me so good girl
Female1: You like that huh
Male1: Gonna have me Squelch with that action
Female1: what the hell does that mean

by IdeasMadeHere June 28, 2024

Squelching

The act of killing crayfish and/or carp in mass.

Bro i’m bored as fuck. I heard the canal has dried up! Wanna go squelching?

by Skade777 July 12, 2024

BEDSQUELCH (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

BEDSQUELCH. 1. (n). The noise emitted when the recipient of a golden shower attempts to rise from the puddle created by the weight they exert on the mattress.

2. (n). A person who sits on a mattress and is then subsequently urinated on. (pl. bedsquelchers).

3. (v). The act of urinating on a person who is sitting on a mattress.(bedsquelched, bedsqueching) (adj. bedsquelchy).

Bedsquelch (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

"Dope BEDSQUELCH bro!"

"Don't go near that sleeping bag, it hasn't been washed since the BEDSQUELCHING"

"Awesome event dude, those BEDSQUELCHERS sure had some fun!"

by DICK SHONNERY JNR. February 15, 2023

Squelching

when you try to edge but you accidentally start gooning instead.

Tristan Choi began to start squelching even after futile efforts.

by hejeoskdn April 20, 2024

Squelching

To squeeze one’s testicles with lots of pressure while masturbating

I need to get my daily squelching in.

by Soap_gooner May 15, 2024