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Squelch

To shit, queef and belch at the same time.
Réénéé squelched in her boyfriend’s bathroom
by CharlieRomeo November 16, 2021
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Squelching is the act of peeing and gooning (nutting) at the same time; applies to boys and girls
I’m squelching so hard right now
by Squelchmaxxing January 18, 2025
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Squelch

The male version of a queef. But only occurs while masturbating.
Male1: You stroke me so good girl
Female1: You like that huh
Male1: Gonna have me Squelch with that action
Female1: what the hell does that mean
by IdeasMadeHere June 28, 2024
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The noise a juicy fruit makes when you bite into it.
I bit into the grapefruit and got the juiciest squelch. It was SUPER satisfying.
by Sqelcher November 21, 2020
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A spiritual procedure in which a fetus is transferred from one woman to another because of a predicament involving incestual relations.
The calico critters had no choice but to squelch because one of them wanted to have a baby but no cis men were around.
by anonymous December 22, 2024
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