Jelly squat

Jelly- any type of ball (football normally)
Object- to kick and head butt the ball. You may only drop kick the JELLY to put the jelly into play. At the end of the game you play paper rock siccors best 2 of 3. If you kick the ball on the roof your teacher must sit you out for 5 minutes........ 3<=8


Gotcha Ms. Miller

Play jelly squat at recess

by NJSA commisioner #.5 March 19, 2009

squat-by

When a person quickly pulls down their pants, squats, and defecates in public.

Some people thought that Jason did a squat-by in the science wing hallway, when in fact, he just placed the turd on the floor which he had carried around in a little tube thingy.

by iLL Ronald February 3, 2005

squat cobbler

Sexual proclivity that the person(s) get aroused by sitting in a pie or person(s) getting aroused by watching someone sitting in a pie. Referenced by character Saul Goodman from the TV series "Better Call Saul".

Saul the attorney to the police officers "My client gets paid to produce a video that shows him ummmm sitting in a pie among other things" it's called Squat Cobbler.

by meaniemogg2 May 27, 2016

mushy squash

Guys that are left that no one else wants according to Alison Dilaurentes from Pretty Little Liars

Emily- "I don't want to end up with Mushy squash"
Paige McCullers- "Are you drunk?"

by Jenny1ynn9 October 22, 2013

diddly squat

nothing

You know diddly squat about anything.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

kimchi squat

Military slang term for the way that 90% of the people of Asia sit. To properly execute the kimchi squat you must be able to touch your buttocks to your Achilles’ tendons while simultaneously keeping your feet firmly planted flat on the ground.

Most Asians can hold this position for hours while waiting on a bus, smoking a cigarette, shooting the shit, or just taking one.

Fewer than 5% of the population of the USA can execute this modified sitting position.

"Jones has gone so native; he was spotted on the street corner in the kimchi squat eating boiled fish paste on a stick."

"I thought that old lady was trying to give me head on the bus yesterday when she did the kimchi squat right in front of me"

by Trav July 12, 2005

swoop and squat

Such an operation typically involves two cars driven by suspects who box in a victim’s car on a freeway, causing a collision. The scam participants then file fraudulent insurance claims for alleged injuries.

The Insurance Commissioner on Wednesday announced the arrest of the suspected ringleader of a major operation that has allegedly staged more than 60 swoop and squats over the past 18 months, bilking insurers and consumers out of $2 million to $3 million.

by Spirit Bear August 12, 2006