In casual US Army Airborne lingo, hold squat is used as an expression when you have to wait on someone or something else before you can complete a task, or to mean hang tight motherfucker, I got this..
The casual usage of the word is derived from the command "Hold, Squat" issued during the Jumpmaster Personnel Inspection (JMPI) sequence for combat equipped Paratroopers in the US Army. It is issued at the time in the sequence when the jumper is to lift his ruck, which is hanging at his waist, and squat down so that the Jumpmaster may inspect the underside of the ruck and parts of the parachute harness that would be obscured from view by the ruck.
The casual usage of the word is derived from the command "Hold, Squat" issued during the Jumpmaster Personnel Inspection (JMPI) sequence for combat equipped Paratroopers in the US Army. It is issued at the time in the sequence when the jumper is to lift his ruck, which is hanging at his waist, and squat down so that the Jumpmaster may inspect the underside of the ruck and parts of the parachute harness that would be obscured from view by the ruck.
Specialist: "SGT someone called asking if you had done blah-blahblah."
Sergeant: "Yeah I'm all over that, tell them to hold squat."
Platoon Sergeant: "Hey did you send those guys out there to fix that fuckin' antenna?"
Section Sergeant: "Well we're in a hold squat pattern on that right now cause it's too dark and the wind is too high for them to fuck with it safely."
Sergeant: "Yeah I'm all over that, tell them to hold squat."
Platoon Sergeant: "Hey did you send those guys out there to fix that fuckin' antenna?"
Section Sergeant: "Well we're in a hold squat pattern on that right now cause it's too dark and the wind is too high for them to fuck with it safely."
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The squatch is often messy in appearance, due to the thinner, patchy hair, and trimmed away to provide a sharper hairline on the back of the neck.
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Sarah, stop propping your chin on the rim of the basketball goal, you're slobbering all over the net....Ya freakin' Squatch-tard.
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the largest free weight is 45 lbs. Four on each side, plus the bar also at 45, come to 405 lbs.
the largest free weight is 45 lbs. Four on each side, plus the bar also at 45, come to 405 lbs.
bro 1: Bro, do you even lift?
bro 2: Bro, I squat four plates three times a week.
Greeks knew how people should WANT to be virtuous and squat four plates like us, and make supportive noises towards each other.
bro 2: Bro, I squat four plates three times a week.
Greeks knew how people should WANT to be virtuous and squat four plates like us, and make supportive noises towards each other.
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man, that squanto will get ya, you may not know it but, it will sneak up on you if you aren't careful
man, that squanto will get ya, you may not know it but, it will sneak up on you if you aren't careful
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