omnishambolic quagmire of indefatigable proportions

Syria

"The Battle of Aleppo in 2015, with its simultaneous multi-levelled siege and being able to travel in a straight line and travel through government, YPA, government, rebel, and ISIS territory, truly was an omnishambolic quagmire of indefatigable proportions".

by l0l_ March 18, 2022

Quagmire

Best cartoon character ever

says hilarious things like: "In the 80's i was always in bed by 8 .. and home by 11! Oh!!"

by Family Guy rocks February 18, 2005

quagmire

A horn-dog man who actually does get lots of tail.

From the Family Guy character (see above, about 10 times)

Dude, Brian is such a Quagmire!

by MeAndMyMeatCleaver March 20, 2004

Quagmire

The second best Family Guy caracter, next to Peter Griffin.

"Wait, wait, wait.... You took me away from a Sweedish Girlygirl and her paralyzed but trusting cousin for this?"
- Quagmire

by Drew February 10, 2004

stagmire

Unable to move forward from a certain position or point of negotiation.

"It looks like we're stuck in a stagmire here if we can't agree on a way to move forward."

by Tom Tolman July 10, 2007

Quagmire

A sex-crazed, perverted, idiotic, yet strangely hilarious character on the TV show, Family Guy. his catchphrase(s)are:

"Giggitty giggitty!!!"
"All riiight!"

My favorite Quagmire quote is as follows:

*Quagmire approaches a hot girl at the bar*
Quagmire: heyy
Hot Girl (in guy voice): hey
Quagmire (looks freaked out): EWWWW a transvestite!!!! wait- pre-op or post-op?
Hot Girl: pre-op.
Quagmire: oh. EWWWWWWWW A TRANSVESTITE!!!!

by jamia March 28, 2008

Quagmire

The sex crazed character on the show Family Guy. Full name is Glen Quagmire. Many funny quotes. Favorite phrases are "Giggity giggity goo" and "Heh heh heh, allll right"

Quagmire:(talking to girl on couch in his house) "...To answer your question, something like that" (points to rocket in roof)

Quagmire: "Does this look like a Q to you?"

Celeveland: (in porn video shop) Where's the exit?
Quagmire: Don't worry Cleveland, every exit in here is also an entrance!

by iMusicFreak April 6, 2009