cranberry sprite

The best drink in existence better than Jesus's cum it tastes so good

It's the thrist thristiest time of the year wanna cranberry sprite the answer is clear

by Cranberryspritelover April 21, 2018

Sprite Commercialed

Getting rejected by the front of the rim while trying to dunk a basketball. Refers to the "Grant Hill drinks Sprite" Sprite commercial from the late 90s.

Did you see LeBron miss that dunk? He got Sprite Commercialed!

by B E August 14, 2010

stritey

Someone or something that has good intentions but instead seen as extremely creepy and weird

Person 1: "Hey did you see that new kid?"
Person 2: "Yea, he gives everyone these weird compliments."
Person 1: "He's so stritey!"

by The M.L. September 10, 2015

Sprite

Sprite is substitute for 'tea' when stating facts.
Where tea is hot and served, sprite is refreshing.

Wow~ sprite is really refreshing today

by aoharu January 4, 2018

Fupa sprite

cool sexy unique different extraterrestrials

Yo that bitch is SOOOOO FUPA SPRITE

by FUPASPRITE November 16, 2022

spritecranberry.net

The only website where you can order a Sprite Cranberry free of charge. They pay for the sodas through a shit ton of ad revenue.

John: I'm kinda thirsty
John: *goes to spritecranberry.net*
John: *receives an unopened can of Sprite Cranberry on his porch a day later*

by SpaghettoPounder November 9, 2019

sprite bottle

noun. adj.

having very well endowed genitals ie: a massive shwantz. teh gombas!

hey steve, lets see that sprite bottle sticking out of the stretchy pants! oh yeah!!!!!!!11111

by homeboy tim pryor October 29, 2006