fidget spinner

cancer

fidget spinners are cancer

by ryccicebearferda May 25, 2017

haji springer

the seven/eleven rapper.

"hello everybody, tonight im gonna go party//
drink a lot of liquor and put a thizz in my body//"
-haji springer

by b-low July 26, 2006

Jerry Springer

"The cheapest way to get jewelry, (particularly beadead)"

"Jerry Springer I would like to get my Jerry Beads"

by kristinamaried January 8, 2010

Jerry Springer

Host of a hillarious tv show

I love to watch Jerry Springer

by loco asshole February 6, 2005

sprinter shuffle

Designed for sprinters to feign as if they are really working during a long run or warm-up laps, but in reality are just moving their arms in perfect sprinter form, and are moving at an extremely slow pace (an easy jog). When seen from a distance, a coach will be very proud of his sprinters. This saves energy and is characteristic of all sprinters once they get smart enough to utilize this tool.

Freshman: Phew, warm-up laps suck.
Sprint Captain: You actually ran that? Fail. Learn the sprinter shuffle.

by trackjankyy November 17, 2009

Nidget Spinner

A fidget spinner with razor blades attached to the sides.

"Hey, what happened to Bjarte?"
"Sad story, he got his dick chopped off while playing with a Nidget Spinner. He's in the hospital right now."
"Oh, that's messed up."
"Yeah, it really is."

by xylanhd May 23, 2017

Fidget Spinner

A hand toy originally intended for autistic children and people with ADHD. All you have to do is spin it! Comes in many different sizes and variations.

Griffin: "Bruh what the fuck is that thing you're spinning?"
Jack: "It's my FIDGET SPINNER!!!"

by GriffinMascja June 19, 2017