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The pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a jilted broad. Trust me, this is the most pissed off state of mind that a woman can get into...perhaps borderline homicidal...if not homicidal...so take heed, dawgs!
After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury. Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.
by weave November 24, 2003
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straddleworthy

Sexually desirable. Intended for use by women to describe men. Especially me LOL! I was delighted to see that no-one coined this before me. Yayee!
Yeah, he's a jerk, but I'll let that go, 'cos he's toooootally straddleworthy!!
by Andy Sword January 5, 2009
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Straddle-whipped

Similar to the common term "Pussy-whipped" except this person in fact does not receive any pussy. This person is on a leash so short they sometimes turn to the same sex for pleasure. Made popular by one Ryan J. Abbott.
Ryan is so straddle-whipped he refuses to hook up with anyone.
by Oliver February 5, 2005
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Sausage Straddler

"Look at the state of that mincer over there - a sausage straddler for sure"
by tbone69 August 22, 2008
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cpr straddle

That is when someone straddles you like a beast in heat while administering CPR.
Wow did you see how she gave him the CPR straddle after he was found not breathing over there in the corner?
by CPR STRADDLE April 23, 2013
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Spradley

is a old rotten troll pussy nasty cunt that need to be clean horrible and fucking sick!!!!!((: LMAO And she is not the most attractive person alive she is a Nasty fucking bitch that needs to fall of the edge of the earth!! quit spreading you legs for everyone that ugly lil bitch(:
NASTY TROLL!!(: who would want to hit that sick bitch!
dude she pulled a spradley last night!!
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straddler

A straddler is someone who rides or "straddles" the cock
not to be confussed with a smuggler who keeps it all on the inside.

A straddler is more than happy to have everone know he/she has just been for a ride on the ridgid rod of cock.
The style of the resulting walk can usually be used as an indication of the amount of time recently spend in the knob saddle.

note: this usually applies to gay men.
what's with the funny walk? are you a straddler?
you are nothing but a limp wristed cock straddler.
well hello Nigel do you fancy a bit of a straddle?
by cockstar2 June 29, 2011
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