anal-spelunker

(n) Any person who penetrates another person's anus for sexual gratification. Often referred to in homosexuality, however has been known to be referred by straight couples in masochistic sexual positions.

(adj) anal-spelunking the act of having anal sex with another person.

Tom was referred to as an anal-spelunker by his co-workers because he had a boyfriend.

John asked his wife if he could do some anal-spelunking tonight.

Antonio and Sergio claim to be anal-spelunkers

by Randomus August 12, 2006

spunk bag

A spunk bag is a condom. A bag to catch your spunk.

Tasha and Charlene would hang around the doggers car park picking up the used spunk bags and drinking what was in them.

by Big Baws May 2, 2006

spunk shui

The art of arranging any room in your home where you might be masturbating such that nobody can walk in on you with your back turned.

My buddy got busted yanking it to youporn by his old lady because his office has bad spunk shui. His back was to the door.

by acefan February 27, 2009

Greek spunk receptacle

An English woman who holidays in Corfu with her slutty friends and offers her fanny to every Greek man she meets, especially if he has "national service buttocks".

"See that bird with the Kilroy tan? She's a Greek spunk receptacle"

by Benko Jubb July 14, 2006

man spunk

semen, man mustard, cum.

I ran out of tissues so I had to whipe up my man spunk with my sock.

by Dan Antosh June 28, 2006

spunk bullet

an occurance, usually when wanking an unwanked penis resulting in the discharged semen travilling a longer distance than usual, occasionally hitting the firer in their own face.

"had my first wank in a week today and i fired a large caliber spunk bullet, near took my head off!

by shaftshagnasty August 5, 2008

Spunk Toss

The act of masturbating and throwing the ejaculate onto a female or unfortunate/unruly bystander.

Justin was being a little bitch so I fucking spunk tossed him.

by Spedx16 January 26, 2009