by mirandaberry March 12, 2010
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To describe when the control of your computer has been temporarily usurped by your balls, resulting in the subconscious browsing of attractive people via social networking sites.
To describe when the control of your computer has been temporarily usurped by your balls, resulting in the subconscious browsing of attractive people via social networking sites.
"Man, half an hour ago i was reading about the shark-finning situation in asia, and all of a sudden i regained consciousness with a semi, looking at photo 97/105 of an album entitled "mallorca hols 2010", by a woman i don't even know!"
"damned privacy settings cost me 20 mins of splurfing time"
"damned privacy settings cost me 20 mins of splurfing time"
by Mr Mange September 2, 2013
Get the splurfing mug.Sex Positive Exclusionary Radical Feminist. A type of feminist that has generally feminist ideals but also slut shames or frowns upon consensual sex outside of a strict monogamous defined relationship. See also SWERF
I had sex with my Tinder date last night and my roommate started lecturing me because she's a total SPERF
by N-arch November 19, 2019
Get the SPERF mug.When one or more sperm cells surfboard, specifically onto another object. A "sperfable wave" can be any object or person.
OMG. My load just sperfed all over your face.
Later my balls will unload their competitors into the lake for a round of sperfing.
Later my balls will unload their competitors into the lake for a round of sperfing.
by laser goat September 1, 2010
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Get the spleef mug.Usually used to describe a Mexican that is super cool, super funny, and super attractive to all women. Especially to hot moms. Also they tend to hate it when dumbasses can't pronounce his name. (Splurge)
Man, that guy Splerg is fucking cool! I wish I was him, he just stole my girlfriend Megan Fox from me.
by iSplerg xX June 29, 2009
Get the Splerg mug.A person or animal that is adept at the act of spleufling. Can be used as a title to infer superior spleufling skills.
by Silvius June 12, 2004
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