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Splirf

A verb meaning to slit a throat. Your own, or someone elses.
"That guy who died got totally splirfed yesterday"

"Want to go splirf some dudes?"
by mirandaberry March 12, 2010
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splurfing

or 'splurfing the web'

To describe when the control of your computer has been temporarily usurped by your balls, resulting in the subconscious browsing of attractive people via social networking sites.
"Man, half an hour ago i was reading about the shark-finning situation in asia, and all of a sudden i regained consciousness with a semi, looking at photo 97/105 of an album entitled "mallorca hols 2010", by a woman i don't even know!"

"damned privacy settings cost me 20 mins of splurfing time"
by Mr Mange September 2, 2013
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SPERF

Sex Positive Exclusionary Radical Feminist. A type of feminist that has generally feminist ideals but also slut shames or frowns upon consensual sex outside of a strict monogamous defined relationship. See also SWERF
I had sex with my Tinder date last night and my roommate started lecturing me because she's a total SPERF
by N-arch November 19, 2019
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sperf

When one or more sperm cells surfboard, specifically onto another object. A "sperfable wave" can be any object or person.
OMG. My load just sperfed all over your face.

Later my balls will unload their competitors into the lake for a round of sperfing.
by laser goat September 1, 2010
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spleef

A dirty pterodactyl's bloody queef.
Did I just get covered in a heinous spleef?
by purple elastic thunder April 13, 2011
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Splerg

Usually used to describe a Mexican that is super cool, super funny, and super attractive to all women. Especially to hot moms. Also they tend to hate it when dumbasses can't pronounce his name. (Splurge)
Man, that guy Splerg is fucking cool! I wish I was him, he just stole my girlfriend Megan Fox from me.
by iSplerg xX June 29, 2009
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spleufleur

A person or animal that is adept at the act of spleufling. Can be used as a title to infer superior spleufling skills.
"I was a spleufleur back in the day."
"Would you pass me that coffee cup, please Spleufleur?"
by Silvius June 12, 2004
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