Spite Day

Celebrated six days before Valentine's Day, February 8th, to ensure maximum ill will. It is a day to release contempt in SPITE of the Hallmark Holiday. DYI hate cards and hard-as-rocks pastries are given to couples, while delicious SPITE treats are spread to the joyous single masses... or to whomever you want, really. If you do not like a certain person, then SPITE them.

Go forth, and be repugnant!

Baking spite brownies, muffins, or cakes for Spite Day is highly encouraged.

by Christina Monterrosa February 8, 2008

Spiteful loner

A guy that is most likely to go on a killing rampage. Spends much of his time in-doors, is very rational, violent, but rather introverted and humble. Probably has very low self-steem and spends his time viewing and writing definitions on Urban Dictionary, aswell as taking online tests.

I won't make an assumption here, but not to be confounded with loser, the spiteful loner is more fortunate in his life.

by Spiteful loner July 27, 2010

spite-fap

Fapping to someone you find morally reprehensible, like Adolph Hitler fapping to Sarah Silverman.

I only watch Fox News to spite-fap to Megyn Kelly.

by Walter Duckface September 12, 2015

Spite Jacking

When someone tells you you shouldn't jack off (at a specific time, in a specific place or in general) and you wanna jack off just to spite them

Person 1 : well, don't get off at work, you exhibitionist
Person 2 : now i kinda want to get off at work just to spite you
Person 1 : spite jacking

by KeepCalmAndTrustMagnus January 3, 2019

spite hot

When you decide to transform yourself into a sexy beast (in body or spirit) in order to make another person feel a certain emotion (anger, insecurity, jealousy, longing, loss, etc). Usually happens after a bad breakup and the act personifies pettiness in it's final form.

Friend 1: Sorry you broke up with Xander. He was an ass anyway.

Friend 2: It's all good, I'm going to hit the gym and get spite hot just to post pictures on Instagram and rub it in his face.

by jack_o_bee March 25, 2017

spite wank

When you get called a simp and are told not to jack it so you wank it in {spite} of the person.

She called me a simp so I pulled a spite wank later that night.

by Alb3rt5 May 26, 2020

spite 'stache

A mustache grown to aggravate someone usually a superior. The game ends when the you (the grower) get tired and shave thereby losing or the superior orders you to shave acknowledging that they got so annoyed they had to pull rank.

Guy A: I grew a cheesy porn 'stache just to mess with the boss. He's already threatening to order me to take it off even though he says he doesn't mind it.

Guy B: If it really wasn't bugging him why does he keep bringing it up?

Guy A: Exactly, the spite 'stache is working perfectly.

by gottcharupe May 27, 2012