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spiderweb8989 is a super swag super awesome human
Wow have u seen that really cool amazing super swag person over there??

Ye I have, thats spiderweb8989 🐎
by Suzy sheep ig June 10, 2021
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spiderwanking

When you spend far too much time detailing a technical drawing. When a drawing can be produced with significant detail to carry out the manufacture but instead 3 days is spent highly detailing the drawing. By J.A.K. Baljaffray, Glasgow
You have been spiderwanking meaning you have spent far to much time and effort on a job over complicating it eg when drawing a section of steelwork you spend time embossing the steel with letters and numbers in a model
by Triboner September 12, 2014
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Spiderjob

Where a woman uses her hands and feet all at once to give sexual pleasure
Asshole 1: Dooood this babe used all four exremities to jerk my dick. Shit was CASH
Asshole 2: oh yea a spiderjob
Asshole 1: I don't like spiders why don't we call it a crab job?
Asshole 2: fuck u
by Old_Longskin September 14, 2018
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Spiderection

The process in which peter parker, the protagonist of the Spiderman films, creams himself over the girl he's simping for at that moment in time.
B E T E R has an spiderection for mary jane watson.
by Ottovonoof May 13, 2020
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Spiderwoman

Female with a single extraordinary power. Having never visited her minge with a razor, she has a magnificent array of spiders legs protruding from her knickers thus being able to render any man into a state of shocked horror at a hundred yards.
Beach Dude 1 (dazed): "Whoaaa ... did you see that chick's bikini-line?"
Beach Dude 2: "Yeah ... like it must've been Spiderwoman."
by Wizards Sleeve June 25, 2005
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spider web poops

the sperm coating on ones poop after engaging in anal sex which once in the toliet looks like a spider web.
I just got porked in the butt and now I have spider web poops.
by D-n-C November 2, 2006
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Spider-web Hair

Very fine and thinning hair that is kept in place with hair spray to hide baldness. The result being a thin, tangled net of hair.
"I can see that woman's bald spot through her spider-web hair."
by Double-C March 5, 2009
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