speedoru

it means stupid stupid idiot bitch fucking stupid dumb dumb idiot homo

I can't believe SpeedoSausage is now Speedoru

by BaysFays October 4, 2018

Speedo

A tiny little swimsuit that men wear. They looking fucking hot in them, great for kinky sex. They show it all off without actually showing it, you can immediately judge a guy's package which is fucking hot. When there is bulge it is incredibly hott.

"Look at that hottie in a speedo. Mmm I'd like to rub that bulge!"

by Arbadoro September 21, 2005

Skeeton

a nickname made by people with no lives aka brianna and katie.

"skeeton found out that i squeeze my boobs together to make them look bigger!"

by westbrook lovers January 6, 2009

missed shot due to spreto do caralho

The act of missing a shot on Counter Strike: Global Offensive

onetapMissed shot due to spreto do caralho.

by lol360lel December 15, 2020

Speedo Juice

The remaining water in a speedo after you take it off, fun to rinse on people.

Lewis: "Hey"
Michael: "What?"
Lewis: "SPEEDO JUICE!"
Michael: "Ahhhhh!!!"
Lewis: "Hahahaha!!!"

by Mitchell and Ben August 25, 2005

speedo

very very tight swimwear that usually exposes the size of a guys penis. Usually good for sex and pleasure for girls.

Boy: I love my speedo
Girl: So do I! nice penis!
Boy: Thanks!
Girl: No problem want to have sex.
Boy: Hell ya!!!( gets on floor and takes off pants)
Girl: Yes!!!(takes off all clothes and lays on guy)

by lalalandgirl98 March 13, 2010

Speedo torpedo

Speedo torpedo: sporting an penile erection when wearing an overly tight bathing suit, such as a Speedo.

Stepanie said to Michelle, "Check out that self-deluded tool, he thinks he looks hot sporting a Speedo torpedo. He makes me want to spew."

by TooSick4U July 15, 2007