When you get married and stay faithful, your spouse’s dick and or pussy becomes your spermanent address.
I’m marrying Jackie. That ass is where I belong. It’s my spermanent address. You need me, you mail Jackie’s ass c/o me.
by Dig Nitty June 20, 2023
Get the Spermanent Address mug.speakman is a rare type of human, some consider him the dumbest of the dumb, a fucktard if you will. if you can't find him making gates with his father, daddy speakman, you will find him in the nags head sinking a pint. speakman was good friends with sam kitching until sam kitching betrayed him by being too much of a pussy. speakman now spends his days looking for a new friend around the Manchester area.
will: oi is that speakman? not seen him since sam kitching betrayed us the pussy
Halliwell: na his mum killed him when she found out he failed his exams at future skills
Halliwell: na his mum killed him when she found out he failed his exams at future skills
by Colinmappleby June 28, 2023
Get the Speakman mug.The effect of initially distributing one piece of chewing gum to a single person thus attracting all others that are near whom will nag and gripe at you until you finally distribute your entire pack of gum to all the desperate gum beggars. This effect is unavoidable once a second person finds out about your charity piece of gum.
"Jim asked for a piece of gum, but I hesitated to think about the consequences. I gave him a piece completely forgetting the spearmint factor, and the next thing I knew, all my gum was gone!"
"Jim asked for a piece of gum, but I hesitated to think about the consequences. I gave him a piece completely forgetting the spearmint factor, and the next thing I knew, all my gum was gone!"
by go1ngcomando December 11, 2013
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