monkey spunk

Used as a tame expletive as opposed to f@ck or sh@t.

Oh monkey spunk!!! What a load of monkey spunk!!! You dumb monkey spunk!!! etc

by Simon Parke-Davis November 21, 2003

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monkey spunk bubble

a phrase to be used instead of a load of swear word when you hurt your self ;)

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whe some one wont do what you want

ouch MONKEY SPUNK BUBBLE

or

owhhh you monkey spunk bubble

by bigtits1994 June 19, 2011

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Come join Spankz the Monkey and let your naughty out at mywetmonkey.com

by Bobbi.mywetmonkey October 28, 2009

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monkey spunk

A white coloured lubricant. Used by car mechanics to fit tyres to rims.

Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.

After collecting my car from the garage . There was monkey spunk on the steering wheel . After touching the wheel . i touched my face . Now I have monkey spunk on my face

by ifuckputinsmom June 10, 2022

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spark up a monkey

A bizarre way for geeks to describe opening a terminal program on a computer, particularly on a Unix based computer where terminal programs are very common.

I'll spark up a monkey and type that command in to see if it makes a difference.

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

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