Smushpush

The act of pre-sexual, usually inebriated, penetration when the male has a semi-erect boner. The boner is not hard enough to penetrate the vagina. The male, knowing it will get hard once inside, takes his thumb and forces, or "pushes," his semi-boner into his females vagina.

Dude I was so fucking hammered i had to smushpush my dick into her last night.

by Blumpkin Prince March 7, 2010

sombsictyw

Stars on my body so I can take you wherever

Her - iwyfewwnt (I want you forever even when we're not together)

Her girlfriend - sombsictyw

by Xeniah April 24, 2021

coitus somnus

When you fall asleep over a guy, while having sex

I was just sooo stoned that he proveoked me a coitus somnus.

by Emergency call May 18, 2011

samus aran

A girl hotter than Aeris when show without her armor.

I want to have sex with Samus..

by Samus's sex slave March 25, 2004

smuss

Pot, marijuana, gunja, green, chronic, buds, mary jane, buddah, buckets, billie bong thorton, wesley pipes.

Do you wanna get smussed?
Have you got any smuss?
Where can i buy some smuss?
Dude the cops, hide the smuss...
U look pretty smussed!
This smuss is phat!
I'm all smussed up...

by Patrick Cochrane July 23, 2005

shmushka

Yiddish word for "pussy", the "u" pronounced like the short "oo" in "book".

Zi hot a farshtunkene shmushka! (She has a smelly pussy!)

by pentozali April 25, 2010

Sombs

Literally, Suck on my Ball Sack

Trevor: Yo dude go get me a beer!
Mike: Um.. sombs, you lazy asshole

by Dakicka June 27, 2009