the sommar bile

the act of depressingly crying over a small life inconvenience and then seconds later proceeding to do a full face of makeup only to find that none of your hoes will text back and now you want to do drugs.

“hey the j man just blocked me, i think i’m going to do the Sommar Bile

by ur.mom123 February 8, 2021

William Sommers

This is what you call somebody who has a very small dick

You have a william sommers.

by Jacob humphries April 29, 2022

sommi

fagot,loser who thinks he is good because he knows how to play a game sad

pooorrrrrrrrr sommmmmmiiiiiiii when will he ever learn that counter-strike is a game you saddddddddddddd sadddddddddd personnnnnnnnnnnnn.

by anonymous December 29, 2004

sommer & amanda

a divine connection between two souls that have been reconnected. the intensity between the two is so powerful if not working on their so called “relationship” the two can not be in the same room without wanting to embrace each other which normally causes them to lose track of time and seem to be in their own bubble and no one else or nothing matters.

wow that couple sitting on that bench over there seem to be lost in each other - probably like a sommer & amanda relationship!

by somshinesoul September 27, 2018

sommerfeld

A big dick red head. Doesn't talk but hates the word kidney. He is short with a block shaped head. He sounds smart but inside is very dumb. Sommerfeld usually sucks a kids dick in class and is nicknamed the cumdemon. This jedi knight cum sucking king usually gets all the girls and has a body count of 5000.

This kid sommerfeld is imbarrasing me

by Big dick Jackson October 23, 2020

Sommer Ray

A very attractive and sexually appealing girl who is followed by every guy you know on Instagram. Your boyfriend will likely follow her and like her pictures until you tell him not too.

Shelly: my boyfriend follows Sommer Ray on Instagram. Should I be concerned?
Mary: no. Every guy does, and I would be concerned if he didn’t.

by talia04 December 20, 2020

Sommer

Sits at home all day and plays Xbox and avoids friends. They also tend to not want to go out with anyone and when you ask them, they give lame excuses. For some reason they love the vowel E and also the letter Q. Grow creatures underneath their neck. Wear glasses. Sommer's say love me a lot as well.

"Sommer, you wanna hang out this weekend?"

"Um no, I have to watch my CATS!"

Hey Sommer, you want to go out tonight?"

I'm sorry, but I am making a grilled cheese and I got a contusion from it."

by Are we MoonMen? November 11, 2010