Snuggie

Possibly the best blanket ever known to man kind, i mean seriously, You can just like sit on the couch and die or something. but at least you will die warm!

Dude 1: Are you sure that guy is dead? he's warm
Dude 2: Naw man, He is wearing a snuggie!
Dead guy: hell to the yeah

by ZappyDoo January 16, 2009

Cock Snuggie

When you have so much pubic hair covering you penis that you can no longer see the penis.

My cock snuggie needs to be trimmed.
Dude, put your clothes back on, i can see your cock snuggie!

by starkcb April 14, 2010

intellectual Snuggie

A person functioning as an emotional or intellectual safety net for another, who dates others but keeps the Snuggie around for emo needs.

Q: Have y'all hooked up?
A: He's dating some skank. I'm just his intellectual Snuggie.

by bunnificus May 27, 2009

Snugger

A snugger is a person who has worn a Snuggie for more than 12 consecutive hours.

Cliff would have gone to the rock & roll concert but he chose to be a snugger and lounge around the house all day.

by TheFantasticL0LMaster February 16, 2010

Snuggie party

An asexual or sexually frigid-seeming man or woman.

"Did you see Travis's new girlfriend? She seems like a total Snuggie party."

by rotting orange November 18, 2009

Snuggery

The act of intercourse in a Snuggie in which you can only talk dirty with a British accent.

Would you like to engage in a raucous night of snuggery?

Sorry love, I already rubbed one out.

by qmillionaire November 9, 2011

Snuggie Surprise

This occours when you are wearing a Snuggie and you pass gas. The snuggie material traps the gas ,sometimes for hours, until you get up and are surprised by the smell emitted.

"Man, I just got a Snuggie Surprise."

by hatesdirtydancing December 30, 2009