Murphy's Law of Snoring

"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."

Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..

by QuacksO September 29, 2019

Butt Snore

when you fart in bed

wife: ew did you just fart?
husband: nah hun, was a butt snore.

by eyepatchpete July 26, 2020

Snore core

when you snore too much

"' I hate you because of your snore core."

by Piickleboii March 17, 2023

Boner snoring

When you take a Viagra and an ambien at the same time

Dude, I fully when boner snoring last friday and my girl is fully disappointed

by Punkazilla April 17, 2015

Butt Snores

When a fat guy goes to sleep and farts then sucks it back up.

His butt snores only smelled for a second, as he sucked them back up.

by MagiMash July 11, 2016

#snore

Someone who is uninteresting, lame, can't take a joke, someone who is not worth your time, etc. It sometimes could refer to a fuck boy.

Friend 1: That boy is no good for you girl.

Friend 2: I know right he dates a lot of girls he is a #snore

by NewLingo December 21, 2016

snore throat

A sore throat caused by snoring

I fell asleep on the couch last night and woke up with a snore throat

by torchinomotorino October 23, 2025