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Fart Snarfler

One who enjoys the activity of sniffing and chortling a nice stinky fart.
That dude just sniffed out a juicy fart. He's a Fart Snarfler!!"
by Mr. Taters December 22, 2009
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staffle womp

It's the exact opposite of waffle stomp

You poop in the shower then proceed to suction cup the poop out of the drain
Alex's sister had to staffle womp her little brothers waffle stomp
by Spanktank44 May 3, 2019
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snarfflegagging

snarflegaggin', snarfflegagging, snarfflegagged

1. the sound that whipped cream makes as it sputters out the last bits of cream.

2. to clumsily drop and break something
"Don't mind me I am just snarfflegagging over here"

"Did you just snarfflegag?"
by lexidextrious May 7, 2009
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Snifflegate

The act of being a little bitch and acting sick.
Remember snifflegate? You mean when Drew left after lunch because he was "sick" ?
by Pretordepot June 16, 2018
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Sniffle Sack

Describing someone's nose when it is big and drippy.
Please grab a tissue and wipe that sniffle sack.

Did you get that big sniffle sack from your mom's side or your dad's side?
by Dirty Dan Buck January 18, 2021
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Cum Sniffles

Congestion of the sinuses due to (male/female) ejaculate protruding the nose, typically from the act of oral sex.
"Dude, I was eating out my girlfriend last night and she came so hard she gave me the cum sniffles!"

"Gross!"
by Christian Shane King February 24, 2009
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Swaffle

to hit something or someone with a half-erected (very important!) penis. the word was invented in Belgium - in the Flemish part of the country, where a variaton of Dutch is spoken. And yes, they're very proud of it.

A swaffler can always be spoted because it attracts pink elefants. to keep safe from them, always carry a green mouse with you.

There is a difference between a Brussel's waffle and a Brussel's swaffle
I shall swaffle you. God wills it!
by NoMoustacheOverHere April 15, 2011
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