smuggling sausage

The art of concealing a boner while in public.. Each man has developed his own technique.

Steve : "Why is Jimmy walking like a spaz?"

Tom : "I saw him talking to a model earlier, I think he is smuggling sausage."

by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015

Smuggling Piglets

Girl with large breasts popping out of her shirt, shirt usually being tight.

She must be smuggling piglets!

by Otto Von Coop December 12, 2012

Smuggle Flosh

A very cheesy sensation of cheese pringles.
Only the beast kids actually know of smuggle flosh

Boy: Can I have some smuggle flosh
Girl: What is that?!
Boy: I can't believe you don't know what smuggle flosh is, I guess your not as cool as I thought

by NewYorkMouse August 2, 2010

smuggle puff

a person that is blazed out of their mind, that has been gettin high on that good shit, dro, haze, etc.

on the phone
me (pick up): Waattsssuupppp.. HEHEHEHE.. im highhhh
jeff: ight, hey Smuggle Puff

by chanteah February 23, 2006

smuggling whoppers

When someone has a distint smell of body odor (BO), normally coming from their armpits. It then smells as if they have been smuggling Burger King Whoppers under there arms all day.

'Man are you sure you put deodorant on today? Because you smell like your smuggling whoppers!'

by CSells March 19, 2004

Smuggling cotton

1. A woman who, due to mensuration, is wearing a tampon.
2. A woman who, due to mensuration, is short tempered.

1. Dan: Yo Jimmy, are you joining the circuis? What’s with all the clown makup?
Jimmy: I ate a lose-meat sandwich the found out the bitch was smuggling cotton.

2. Honey, all I said was your sister has a nice ass. What’s wrong with you, ya Smuggling Cotton or sumthin’?

by Joe_Mamma May 18, 2006

Smuggling hams

Fat upper arms of morbidly obese people. With sleeves stretched to capacity it looks like the individual has hams in their shirt sleeves.

Damn boy, look at that land whale! She's smuggling hams.

by BobSutan. August 19, 2009