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No Thanks Small Things are Choking Hazards

Your new comeback to anyone telling you to suck their dick.
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No thanks small things are choking hazards
by DoYouReallyCare July 7, 2012
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small talk

A bullshit social ritual where people decide to talk about the weather and how they're doing instead of topics that are actually interesting and fun to talk about. People often resort to small talk to avoid being awkward and as a way to conform to acting normal or expected.
Small talk prevents people from talking about interesting subjects that will improve their knowledge and foresight
by Dubiks February 11, 2019
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small black dick

there is many more than you think.
MOST websites that display huge black dicks lie, they are fake and are held in place most of the time by hands. you never see the crotch area. because there are many small black dicks out there too
by KePe August 16, 2008
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Small Town Syndrome

A phenomenon that occurs in small towns with very little to do. The person feels bored and isolated and starts doing self destructive things like getting drunk, being promiscuous, and doing lots of drugs to feel a sense of excitement that they can't otherwise feel in their lives.
The internet, hobbies, and passion are cures for small town syndrome.
by axxlR August 3, 2011
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small world

Something you'd say when you meet someone unexpectedly....
*you run into your friend in your vacation far away from your hometown*

Bill: HEY Bob!
Bob: WOW!! Small world, huh?

Also in resident evil 4:

*Leon runs into cabin*
Luis: LEON! Small world, ehh?
by KHAYOS February 1, 2008
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small town police

A police officer that, instead of actually helping society and arresting people for actual crimes, like to to a list of annoying things because of their lack of actual things to respond to or stop; such as
1. sit by areas where the speed limit drops significantly with a radar gun to get you for 5mph over cause you didn't slow down quick enough
2.harass teenagers while they are just walking around not doing anything wrong asking them what they are up to.
3.not respond to burglary calls (My friend and his dad had this happen)
4. Act like town curfew means "immediate quarantine" and love to fine you up the ass for breaking this even if your standing 50 feet away from your yard.
5. think skateboarding/longboarding is a serious crime, although it can be annoying they take the rules to far on this one.

I don't have problems with authority, just bored fat pricks with a badge and tazers.
Vicksburg MI has a terrible case of small town police officers.
by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodGoth November 29, 2010
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Small Ng

The same as 8745. It refers to one of the D&T teacher at La Salle College in Hong Kong (the other one is Chan Tong). He broke his leg when chasing a bus. He always ask people what is 8745 and always punish students to stand up.
Small Ng: What is 8745?
Student: You are 8745 and you are very 8745
by Hong Kong independence October 5, 2018
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