Small Dick Energy 

What females say men have because they aren’t interested in dating a beached whale.

Fat chick: Want to grab a drink with me tonight? *eats big macs*
Man: No thank you, ma’am.

Fat chick: Wow you give off such small dick energy. You must be a virgin.

Man: Ma’am I’m here with my wife and kids, please leave us alone.

Small Dick Energy by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022

Small Dick Energy 

When refer someone to having Small Dick Energy they are talking garbage in the mic, or griefing in a video game

Small Dick Energized person: hahaha I'm so fucking bad at this game and going to just destroy for everybody else hahaha.
Normal humanbeing: I feel some Small Dick Energy in this server
Small Dick Energized person: NO, I dont have a small penis my mom says 1.4 inches erect is large!

Small Dick Energy by 51231 March 30, 2021

Small dick kiddie fucker 

Aka. “Trent Powell”

A sick twisted weird cunt who resides in the inbred town on Ingham, QLD.

Has been know as the local simple man caught numerous times at the local park trying to lure kiddies to touch his tictac sized dick.

Also tries to sell his fathers boston whaler 225 on facebook but in stead is just trying to lure people to travel 250kms to touch his tictac and is known to get very offended when someone says they aren’t coming.

Person1. Hey see that man over there near the playground holding a Tictac?

Person2. Oh that’s just the retarded Trent Powell trying to show his dick to kiddies “small dick kiddie fucker”

Small dick kiddie fucker by Dingdongbingbong June 10, 2019

Small dick energy 

People with small dick energy carry themselves like they have a really embarrassing secret that they're terrified of other people knowing. They often spend lots of time and energy trying to project a sense of confidence that rings hollow.

Logan wouldn't project such small dick energy if he could just take some time to relax, be at peace with himself, realize where his worth really comes from, and stop caring so much about other people's opinions.

Small dick energy by _moanium December 30, 2022

Small Dick Syndrome 

Someone who has a micropenis that’s smaller than average.

“Tucker told me he has a medical condition called “Small Dick Syndrome.”

Small Dick Syndrome by Peeboy. March 6, 2023

small dick energy 

what your boyfriend has

jk your boyfriend doesn't have small dick energy

cause you don't have a boyfriend

small dick energy by Yruey March 20, 2023

Small dick havin ass 

Usually named andrew and has a girlfriend named kiara.

Damn that guy andrew is a small dick havin ass

Small dick havin ass by Tristen2022 July 15, 2018