Crab Smasher:
A shot created by three bartenders in the Hideout bar in Bath U.K. Callum Rixson, Ross Mullins and Josh Linfitt (Scapegrace Gin Brand Ambassador)
Containing:
10ml Green Chartreuse
10ml Ardbeg 10yr
10ml Scapegrace Gin
2 Dash peychaud bitters
Try one for yourself #🦀🤛🏼
A shot created by three bartenders in the Hideout bar in Bath U.K. Callum Rixson, Ross Mullins and Josh Linfitt (Scapegrace Gin Brand Ambassador)
Containing:
10ml Green Chartreuse
10ml Ardbeg 10yr
10ml Scapegrace Gin
2 Dash peychaud bitters
Try one for yourself #🦀🤛🏼
"Ere Dave want a Crab Smasher 🦀🤛🏼!"
Or
" My Ed's banging ad far too many of they Crab Smashers last night"
Or
"CRRAAAAAAB SMAAASHERRRR!"
Or
" My Ed's banging ad far too many of they Crab Smashers last night"
Or
"CRRAAAAAAB SMAAASHERRRR!"
by Gb_Bartender June 26, 2017
Get the Crab Smasher 🦀🤛🏼 mug.1) When a gai-jin, foreigner, breaks Japanese cultural conventions intentionally or mistakenly, and then ignores anyone who tries give a reproach for their behavior.
2) Pretending not to understand the Japanese language and intentionally speaking bad Japanese to get out of any situation.
2) Pretending not to understand the Japanese language and intentionally speaking bad Japanese to get out of any situation.
1) "Fuck yeah I gaijin smashed all of those hairless fuckers when I cannon-balled the onsen (hot spring) without washing off first!"
2) "I had to use my best gaijin smash twice today man. First, lost my train ticket so I was like 'doku ga iku (poison is going) haiku ticket man?' and the staff was like 'mada baka gaijinka? (another stuipid foreigner?)' and let me pass. Second, I was speeding in the rental car and I ran a red light. When the cop pulled me over, I showed him my international driving permit and said 'Nihon....go... ta... ta... tabemas.... Nihongotabemas....en.... Nihongo tabemasen....ka? (Shall we eat the Japanese language?).' To which he promptly gave me my permit and said very loudly 'Red is Stop! No again! Red.... stop!' and drove away happy to rid of the baka gaijin.
2) "I had to use my best gaijin smash twice today man. First, lost my train ticket so I was like 'doku ga iku (poison is going) haiku ticket man?' and the staff was like 'mada baka gaijinka? (another stuipid foreigner?)' and let me pass. Second, I was speeding in the rental car and I ran a red light. When the cop pulled me over, I showed him my international driving permit and said 'Nihon....go... ta... ta... tabemas.... Nihongotabemas....en.... Nihongo tabemasen....ka? (Shall we eat the Japanese language?).' To which he promptly gave me my permit and said very loudly 'Red is Stop! No again! Red.... stop!' and drove away happy to rid of the baka gaijin.
by kagekirazuul August 17, 2010
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Normally written in response to a real life event or online post. Used to express a sense of powerful speechlessness where words will not do the subject justice. It can be used to communicate joy or anger or another extreme emotion.
---: a;.ihgk.djghdkig;aeoirugteslkrjgna.krgu;oesriug
I do not have words for this. I just. No words.
. . . apart from this was PERFECT!
---: Eeeee, and the keyboard smash wins!
I do not have words for this. I just. No words.
. . . apart from this was PERFECT!
---: Eeeee, and the keyboard smash wins!
by gdkitty July 28, 2011
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Get the smashed monkey mug.A smasherteer is someone who has all the qualities needed to smash it in, such as the ability to talk absolute shite all night long, to drink anything that is put in front of them, being absolutely ruthless with the opposite sex and convincing them everything you say is true.
Fuck, you drank 4 hot Dostavs, 6 Avi's lovers and 9 Smash it ins last night, awesome smasherteering!
I convinced this chick I was in AV Da Jiu Bao!
I think those chicks got a little freaked out when we started talking about having sex with a clone of yourself.
I convinced this chick I was in AV Da Jiu Bao!
I think those chicks got a little freaked out when we started talking about having sex with a clone of yourself.
by Pablo Smashitini October 21, 2009
Get the Smasherteer mug.1. The most aggressive, powerful beatdown you could get, known to mankind.
2. Polo-er, rugby-er, shooter, waterskiier extraordinaire.
3. A stronger verb than the word smash, itself.
2. Polo-er, rugby-er, shooter, waterskiier extraordinaire.
3. A stronger verb than the word smash, itself.
"Holy crap dude, you just got Beattie Smashed!"
"BEATTIE SMASH!"
"That tower got frekkin' Beattie Smashed!"
"BEATTIE SMASH!"
"That tower got frekkin' Beattie Smashed!"
by Craig David's Lovechild. October 27, 2008
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