Swording

When anyone uses swear words in conversation, that person can said to be swording

Guy 1 : Man, you look so stressed out today
Guy 2 : Yeah dude, my boss is the culprit, he was swording all day long on everyone

by bulbasaur31 May 24, 2016

Sporking

Spooning with a raging boner.

I didn't realize that Russel and I were sporking until I felt a little something from behind.

by jayquanderulo June 7, 2015

sporking

Much like spooning your partner in bed-but with two fingers in the crapper

Does your girlfriend like spooning? No she likes sporking

by toadvine August 25, 2013

Slooking

Alternative Meaning:

Single and Looking - An individual who is not in any kind of relationship and is looking for companionship.

People who are slooking would love to go on dates.

by Cutiejuice December 10, 2012

Storking

When you merge your picture with a stork and see what your baby would look like.

I've been storking lately and have a picture of you above my bed flying over my grandmother's grave.

by Chairmanlmao April 21, 2019

swording

to enter a the female form with such vigour and ferocity it feels like shes been penetrated with a 3 foot long steel samurai

"oh my gosh, i pulled this beast of man who took me back to his place and gave me a swording i'll never forget!"

by peter bamford May 22, 2006

Slowking

The ultimate pokemon to ever exist. He can kick Mewtwo's ass anyday, screw you if you don't agree! Raaawrrr!! He has such an awesome hat/shell! And he has semi-clothes! That thing around his neck counts! HE'S NOT FUCKING HINDU!!

"I choose you Slowking!"
"Oh, it looks like your Mewtwo FUCKING SUCKS _____ <-insert loser's name here"

"I jack off to Slowking porn."

by Kooper113 August 28, 2004