Slooting

Slooting a combination of "slut and looting" when someone is looting to long on pubg

Ryan "Hey connor hurry up blues zones closing in"

Connor "just one more house please please I need a vector "

Ryan "stop slooting one nut"

by The Humpshire March 29, 2018

Sloaning

Randomly jumping in others conversations.

Stop sloaning my conversation.

by Rainstain November 6, 2019

SLOOSHING TIME

a phrase said by a certain man whenever he does something, it doesn't have to be specific, you'll know its slooshing time when its slooshing time.

guy: holy shit look at what slooshi's doing!!

slooshi: "ITS SLOOSHING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Sl00shi October 4, 2023

long slanking

Cutting an object in long strips with a jagged cut....

i am long slanking the onions

by madsmom714 March 19, 2010

Slowking

The ultimate pokemon to ever exist. He can kick Mewtwo's ass anyday, screw you if you don't agree! Raaawrrr!! He has such an awesome hat/shell! And he has semi-clothes! That thing around his neck counts! HE'S NOT FUCKING HINDU!!

"I choose you Slowking!"
"Oh, it looks like your Mewtwo FUCKING SUCKS _____ <-insert loser's name here"

"I jack off to Slowking porn."

by Kooper113 August 28, 2004

shooking

when your sitting on the toilet having a shit and you start puking, so your shitting and puking at the same time!

pooing and then leaning into the bathtub to vomit meaning you were just shooking

by j-dawgg May 1, 2006

Spoonging

(noun)
--Used as a practical joke--
Spoonging is when a man cums on another person's sponge, and then when that person picks up the sponge, all the stored jizz comes out all sticky on his/her hand.

Alex made Jim mad, so Jim's gonna have to start spoonging Alex.

by TakaTakaTacos11 October 23, 2007