Sleepy John

a penis with Erectile dysfunction

Eric Mott has a sleepy john and he cries about it.

by Ugly pants April 12, 2011

sleepy hard

When one gets tired and pops a raging boner

I felt good cause i had finally stopped my masturbation addiction i was getting sleepy and i popped a sleepy hard and had to rub it off.

by ilovefauceting July 26, 2016

sleepy queef

A vaginal explosion of gas a naturally recurring state of mind characterized by altered consciousness

While my girlfriend was napping on the couch I heard the unmistakable, muffled sound of her love box expelling air/gas... It was the elusive sleepy queef

by Sleepyqueefin1 July 20, 2016

Sleepy Henry

The act of receiving a handjob from your homies while you’re sleeping.

Yo I think Matt gave me a Sleepy Henry last night.

You guys aren’t down for a sleepy Henry though.

Wish my homies would give me a Sleepy Henry tonight :/

by Magnus Yeeter May 24, 2019

sleepytown

the place you enter after hopping onto the Choo-Choo Train that picks you up at your pillow

I met some crazy folks in sleepytown last night

by plusminusme May 12, 2022

sleepytime limbo

It's when you feel like you've got too much work to go to bed, but you are too tired to get anything done. So you just surf the net and procrastinate until you can't stay awake anymore.

Joe: Dude how did your 3000 word essay go?

Tom: Well I managed to get half of it done yesterday, but then I got stuck in sleepytime limbo and just stayed awake the whole night browsing through facebook...

Joe: that sucks bro

by ebilnoob October 5, 2012

sleepy winkers

Goopy or dry Rheum or eye buggers that collect in the corners of eyes when the Sandman visits.

Wipe those sleepy winkers from your eyes.

by tittitkitkit August 20, 2011