sleep

what comes after a good wank

I've spent only 18 hours watching porn and masturbating myself to death :( it's time to sleep.

by SexyTimeAgain69 April 18, 2017

sleep

no

sleep is for the week

by why-are-u-searching-this-$hit May 18, 2021

sleep

something that everyone but me can do.

man you know sleep? Yeah what is it...

by janeydoey October 8, 2013

sleep

Sleep is what keeps you from crashing your car.
Speaking of crashing there's a tree ahead, Turn left-
OH YOU HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP WHOOPEEDOO

1. I need Sleep!
2. Oh Noes I can't sleep!

by moonlxghts September 3, 2017

sleep

1.(v)to be wrong or say something wrong or out of the ordinary
2.(v) to be or acting wack

You sleep!This aint fake, this is real gucci.

by LiL Tina June 27, 2005

sleep

something everyone loves and needs but almost no one gets enough.

dang dude i need some sleep. iv bin up since forever ago

by oranges rox April 3, 2011

sleep

Similar to nap, something the aged (people over the age of 25) rarely get enough of because they are doing stupid crap like looking up the definition of it here. Also something that older people find more desirable after the age of 12, i.e. naps which we could have had as kids but were too stupid to realize that later we would pay for them.

49 year old Dave (not his real name) really wanted a nap but work kept interfering with that process as a result sleep was always on his mind.

by Old Wolf November 26, 2011