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cum snatcher

children or babies, ie. the result of not using birth control and getting pregnant.
"I'll see ya, I gotta go get my little cum snatcher from daycare."
by starbaby237 August 4, 2008
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Fun Snatcher

A non-socialite or grumpy unhappy person who will intentionally try to discourage a friend, spouse, girlfriend, boyfriend or anyone from having a good time. A fun snatcher might also create difficult obstacles making it nearly impossible for the individual to achieve any fun.
Example #1:

Friend: Hey Sandy, all the girls are going out for happy hour after work, you should come.

Sandy: I don't think I can. Bob EXPECTS me home every day right after work and he doesn't like for me to go out. You know how he is girl, he just wants me all to himself.

Friend: No, him not letting you go out with friends is not only controlling he is also FUN SNATCHER?! he never lets you do anything fun with your friends!
(*note: Even if the fun snatcher comes along in a group outing he or she is monitoring the activity making sure NO ONE is having any fun. The fun snatcher will sit there with a miserable boring look on their face or make offensive and tasteless jokes in order to get on peoples nerves and ruin their good time)

Example #2:
A group of guys are sitting around watching football for several hours when the wife or girlfriend comes home and kicks all the homies out before the games are over and beer is gone and yells at her man that THIS will never happen again.

Homies: Dude, your girl was trippin yesterday.
Dude: Yeah, she's a total fun snatcher!

Example #3:
Wife: Hey honey, me and the girls are going out to a movie tonight. Do you mind?

Husband: Oh, sure no problem at all. Just make sure dinner is made, dishes washed, children bathed, kitchen floor mopped, house swept and vacuumed, laundry done and put away and kids put to bed too before you go.

(*he's hoping she will be too tired afterwards to want to go and join the fun with her friends)
by TooHappyforGrumpy August 20, 2013
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Loli Snatcher God Daddy

A person who should have their loli rights taken away but is to op pls nerf. Also is a good friend but never let him touch you because he will snatch your pp
That Loli Snatcher God Daddy is stealing my lolis
by BBC (Big Black Chairman) August 7, 2019
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Slather My Beans

When you have liquid shit and wipe from the top of your crack to the bottom, thus wiping your shit onto the back of your scrotum.
Scott: I have to change real quick. I had too much taco bell earlier and it made me slather my beans
by HungrieBoi May 15, 2018
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Slather

The act of rubbing thick cream, lotion, or even jiz all over something.
I slathered her up with my man juices.
by Yogi Vinnie November 19, 2007
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cradle snatcher

someone who enjoys the company of people half there age
see Paedaphile
Dirty Henry is a cradle snatcher, he has his eye on the 12yo girl next door
by Some guy June 28, 2003
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Soul Snatcher

A redhead that has the power to steal ones soul through sexual intercourse. The soul is sucked out of the penis or vagina. While this process is painless, it can be very gratifying or
humiliating
Guy 1: "Dude i had some crazy wild sex with that Soul Snatcher last night!"

Guy 2: You mean that redhead you met at the bar. You Know you dont have a soul now, right?"

Guy 1: " Dude i dont even care that was the best sex ever!"
by Soulless Chum February 17, 2010
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