beef slabs

the slabs of beef on a vagina

her beef slabs ate my penis

by YOMMAMA April 12, 2014

chili salsa

When banging a chic on her period, then proceeding to collect the mix of blood and cemen then shit in it to resemble meat, then making her eat it.

After I found out she was on her period, I made her some chili salsa to have after.

by TyAl October 21, 2015

teh salsa

This type of petri dish is served exquisetly with delicacy period blood aligned with female breast milk. Inside this mixture, a touch of Baby Girl's Semen is ejected into the contents. Mix. Stir. Let the solution sit for 2 mins. Mix. Voila.

I wanna eat "teh salsa"

by ArtisticKid66 October 13, 2020

dicking the salsa

In colloquial speech, the phrase "dicking the salsa" would be used in reference to an event, object, or person that kills the mood, or "harshes the buzz" of one or more people.

Greg: Did you see that video of that bus of puppies falling into a lake?

Sam: Dude, stuff like that is really dicking the salsa.

by boolat June 10, 2018

joshua.likes.salsa

Joshua.likes.salsa makes oc on his instagram account. Also known for his big collection of Nintendo items. He plays a lot of fortnite. Currently he is streaming himself at the digsite by lootlake digging away to contribute.

Nibba: Hey, you know joshua.likes.salsa?
God himself: Oh yea, that cool nibba!
Nibba: Well you should give him a shoutout to everyone in the world because he deserves more followers than he has now and he makes good oc!
God himself: I’ll get right to it lol

by Hippity.mp4 April 7, 2019

Slalom Driving

A dangerous method of driving used in regions where severe winter weather shits up the roads causing enormous potholes that than have to be avoided in an alpine like style. This type of driving usually continues on until construction season,when drivers get to be unhappy about road obstructions in the form of assholes who can't direct traffic.

Yo, the roads were such a mess I was slalom driving all the way to work.

by misanthropic guest speaker March 12, 2009

salsaton

A sub-genre of reggaeton, that is a mix of salsa and reggaeton. It primarily started with Andy Montanez's album Salsaton-Salsa Con Reggaeton.

Andy Montanez & Daddy Yankee-Sabor A Melao (salsaton album)
Ismael Miranda y Andy Montañez y Cheka - Se Fue Y Me Dejo

by Lady Cangri May 3, 2007