Skeezer Salad

A whore. Must be two or more to be considered a Salad. Otherwise, they are simply a Skeezer.

Group girls walking down the street in a short skirt, tube top and heels, strutting her stuff.
Example: "She's a Skeezer"
Example: "No, its a Skeezer Salad!!!"

by Elizabeth Nelson June 25, 2007

Inanimate Skeezer

One you chaotically with no remorse or a sense of any good morals sexually violates inanimate objects.

1. "Damn the Inanimate Skeezer Tony, now there's jizz inside my CD player"

2. "Daddy can i go down the slide?"
"Sure thing sweetey just wait till the Inanimate Skeezer is done."

by Flash the Ripper January 21, 2008

Skeezer pollinator

A dirty middle aged man who wants to impregnate as many women as he can.

Girlfriend!! You better stay away from that skeezer pollinator. He's all mine!!!!

by MD girl 5 November 25, 2013

sammy skeezers

A club where the less socially evolved conjure and share sexually transmitted diseases while under the false impression they are achieving a social feat of some facet.
One should never feel good about obtaining sex or sodomy from sammy skeezers, as one should not feel good about hunting deer with a 18-wheeler.

Hey let's go to sammy skeezers and pick up girls/or guys.

by scott justice October 12, 2010

skeezer phishing

term used to describe an alternate to dating, by randomly selecting attractive persons from interactive websites such as facebook or myspace

I haven't met any hot chicks online lately, let's do some " skeezer phishing "

by AlphaEcho2526 March 17, 2009

Skeezer Situation

A bros outlook of chicks at a particular party or scene. Can be compared to "the ratio".

Bro 1: "Hey bro I'm prolly gona have a lil party on Friday night."

Bro 2: "Word son, wuts the Skeezer Situation?"

Bro 1: "Nick's gurl says shes bringin seven of her slutty friends so odds r good u'll hook-up."

by T.Bone April 16, 2007

skeez or skeezer

Bar Whore

i think you're the only guy here who hasnt pumped that skeez stef.yet hahaha

by drunkenstein April 16, 2004