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Skeezy mattressism

The sweet powdery snow that cushions your landing at the end of a ski jump, aptly named after you complete botched a landing and told everyone you didn’t care because “it’s like falling on a mattress” However your friends clearly misunderstood you and thought you said mattressisms. Thus, your own attempt at adding words to the already overly stupid hipster snow sports language began. Adding skeezy (whatever that means) just makes the term sound more “user friendly” to all the hipster mountain douchebags that like speaking the slang language.
“Yo bro, did you see that narley ass kicker I hit over there?”

Hellz yeah dude, you nailed that sweet backside twisty fakey and landed in to that sweet ass Skeezy Mattressism”
by chestwick January 25, 2011
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skelly bitch

A woman that is commonly at war with the fuckboys
-She is a skelly bitch because she calls me a fuckboy
by DYNXRAMBO June 20, 2015
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skeply misket

If one would make a mistake so theoretically simple but at the same time so extraordinarily difficult, thus creating a paradox forcing people to wonder how such a thing could happen to them.
I mad a skeply misket
by TheSkeplyMisketer September 17, 2019
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SKEEZY

“ He seen his face ?”
“Nah ran down with a SKeeZy on”
by SKEEZY REEK February 22, 2021
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skellytonpens

the coolest mutual made me cry at least once and istg if u send me one more tbhk angst video imma flip 🙏 anyways keep with those tbhk videos
“ Skellytonpens is cool “

“ Ik u don’t gotta tell me
by Grey!! October 4, 2021
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Skelly

Skelly is a very cute, hot, and caring person. He can also code which is very poggers ( www.skelly.xyz )

Overall skelly is the best and cutest person on earth and he should receive rewards for his cuteness.
Skelly is the cutest person on earth.
by DefinitelyNotWalkx April 15, 2021
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Matt Seelye

A very quickly done homework assignment right before the class even thought it's already turned in late.
Bro, I just pulled a Matt Seelye right before that History essay was due!
by Danny Nelson October 21, 2009
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